Midgard calling
There was a phone call a little while ago - it came up as withheld number on the display which meant it was probably a telemarketer. So I answered it in the special way reserved for cold-callers...
Me: Hello, Asgard, Loki speaking.
Caller: Loki speaking? Is Thor there?
Me: The Odinson is not here at the moment, can I take a message?
Caller: No, but I just want to say you've made my day, thank you!
Me: That's all right.
Caller: Bye, Loki. *click*
Me: Hello, Asgard, Loki speaking.
Caller: Loki speaking? Is Thor there?
Me: The Odinson is not here at the moment, can I take a message?
Caller: No, but I just want to say you've made my day, thank you!
Me: That's all right.
Caller: Bye, Loki. *click*