Mad half hour at work...
Andy has been attempting to mark where a sheet is in a very full A4 ring binder and has resorted to sticking a compliments slip next to it.
Andy: There, see, it sticks out a whole three inches.
Me: *noticing it's about a centimeter in reality* That's three inches?
Andy: Yes, what did you think it was?
Me: Your poor wife...
*Andy hands me the folder to put back but I take hold of it with one hand and nearly drop it*
Me: Oops. My right hand's not as strong as my left.
*Simon who is sitting opposite me looks up in amusement*
Andy: Will you stop being smutty?
Me: It's not my fault you insist on taking everything the wrong way.
*Simon and I collapse laughing, Andy tries to look superior and fails*
NB: This followed a conversation Simon and I had about porno karaoke....
Andy: There, see, it sticks out a whole three inches.
Me: *noticing it's about a centimeter in reality* That's three inches?
Andy: Yes, what did you think it was?
Me: Your poor wife...
*Andy hands me the folder to put back but I take hold of it with one hand and nearly drop it*
Me: Oops. My right hand's not as strong as my left.
*Simon who is sitting opposite me looks up in amusement*
Andy: Will you stop being smutty?
Me: It's not my fault you insist on taking everything the wrong way.
*Simon and I collapse laughing, Andy tries to look superior and fails*
NB: This followed a conversation Simon and I had about porno karaoke....