Slices of Life, Part III (Phase 2)
KUNZE: (About a stage direction) “Should I saunter over there?”
DREW: “Are you sure you don’t want to mosey?”
ME: (Looking at cards sloppily strewn everywhere) “What the crap card game is this?”
JAKE: (Pause) “…It’s Pinochle.”
SYD: “Who’s the Bull-Goose Looney, Stutterfuck?”
DREW: “Buh-buh-buh-buh…”
SYD: “Where would you like me to go?”
KIM: “I’ve been waiting for you to ask me that question for years.”
SYD: “Fuck ‘em all!”
(KIM looks annoyed; he’s been swearing too much, and that wasn’t his line, but the person with the part isn’t there.)
SYD: “It’s in the script!”
KIM: “I know…”
SHARP: “…No, we’re not gonna stretch.
GRIFFOUL: “Yeah, stretching is for JV and the girls.”
SHARP: “So, Sidow’s gonna have to stretch twice.”
WILL PRITCHETT: “This [sweet and sour] soup is hot in temperature - it’s hard to swallow.”
GRIFFOUL: “That’s what she said!”
DREW: “[Was] ‘eat’ pronounced the same way [it is now as in Middle English]?”
DR. MARKS: “Do cats eat? What?”
ME: “Hey, Grace!”
(She looks, I take a picture.)
GRACE: (A couple seconds after) “…Cheese.”
(She's three. ^_^)
O’REGAN: “…If I give you a bunch of numbers, then I have to check all of [them].”
LaBAR: “Or do you? Mr. Hayden just failed me.”
O’REGAN: “Okay, are you ready [to be quiet for five minutes?] I’ll time ya. On your mark, get set, go.”
LaBAR: “Wait, what happens if I don’t?”
O’REGAN: “I’ll kill you.”
ME: (After DREW takes out his RAZR and puts it on his desk) “You tryin’ to show off or somethin’?”
DREW: “No. An hour and ten minutes.”
ME: “What, until this class [English] is over?”
DREW: “…I wish this showed seconds.”
LEVI: “Domino’s is good drunk food, [because it’s not that good, but] it’s really cheap.”
ME: “Are you kidding? I always order from Domino’s.”
CHRIS: “Then they must be the only ones that convert yen into dollars.”
KUNZE: (Randomly, during conversation) “No, but seriously - watching a fat kid push people over to get cake [is the best thing] I’ve ever seen in my life.”
DREW: (Intentionally screwing up a line) “One [pill]? You cheap bitch!”
BRETT: (Trying to get LEVI’s attention) “Yo, skinny!”
BRETT: “Don’t forget, I used to live in Houston. Winter was the week between Christmas and New Year’s.”
A man walks into an adult novelty store and asks for a blow-up doll.
“Man or woman?”
“Woman.”
"What height?”
“5’8”.”
“What religion?”
“Religion? Why would that matter?”
“Well, the Muslims blow themselves up.”
RIKER: “We need to put the musical somewhere [else in the yearbook, because it’s not associated with Acting or A’ Capella.]”
ME: “Yeah, alright. We should just give it its own page. Or, [make a] ‘Shit We Couldn’t Find Anywhere Else For” page, or something.”
CHRIS: “Yeah, we should make an anagram for that and stick it somewhere.”
ME: “‘NAMBLA?’”
CHRIS: “Yeah.”
ME: “Levi, bend over… I’m trying to take a picture.”
DREW: “Are you sure you don’t want to mosey?”
ME: (Looking at cards sloppily strewn everywhere) “What the crap card game is this?”
JAKE: (Pause) “…It’s Pinochle.”
SYD: “Who’s the Bull-Goose Looney, Stutterfuck?”
DREW: “Buh-buh-buh-buh…”
SYD: “Where would you like me to go?”
KIM: “I’ve been waiting for you to ask me that question for years.”
SYD: “Fuck ‘em all!”
(KIM looks annoyed; he’s been swearing too much, and that wasn’t his line, but the person with the part isn’t there.)
SYD: “It’s in the script!”
KIM: “I know…”
SHARP: “…No, we’re not gonna stretch.
GRIFFOUL: “Yeah, stretching is for JV and the girls.”
SHARP: “So, Sidow’s gonna have to stretch twice.”
WILL PRITCHETT: “This [sweet and sour] soup is hot in temperature - it’s hard to swallow.”
GRIFFOUL: “That’s what she said!”
DREW: “[Was] ‘eat’ pronounced the same way [it is now as in Middle English]?”
DR. MARKS: “Do cats eat? What?”
ME: “Hey, Grace!”
(She looks, I take a picture.)
GRACE: (A couple seconds after) “…Cheese.”
(She's three. ^_^)
O’REGAN: “…If I give you a bunch of numbers, then I have to check all of [them].”
LaBAR: “Or do you? Mr. Hayden just failed me.”
O’REGAN: “Okay, are you ready [to be quiet for five minutes?] I’ll time ya. On your mark, get set, go.”
LaBAR: “Wait, what happens if I don’t?”
O’REGAN: “I’ll kill you.”
ME: (After DREW takes out his RAZR and puts it on his desk) “You tryin’ to show off or somethin’?”
DREW: “No. An hour and ten minutes.”
ME: “What, until this class [English] is over?”
DREW: “…I wish this showed seconds.”
LEVI: “Domino’s is good drunk food, [because it’s not that good, but] it’s really cheap.”
ME: “Are you kidding? I always order from Domino’s.”
CHRIS: “Then they must be the only ones that convert yen into dollars.”
KUNZE: (Randomly, during conversation) “No, but seriously - watching a fat kid push people over to get cake [is the best thing] I’ve ever seen in my life.”
DREW: (Intentionally screwing up a line) “One [pill]? You cheap bitch!”
BRETT: (Trying to get LEVI’s attention) “Yo, skinny!”
BRETT: “Don’t forget, I used to live in Houston. Winter was the week between Christmas and New Year’s.”
A man walks into an adult novelty store and asks for a blow-up doll.
“Man or woman?”
“Woman.”
"What height?”
“5’8”.”
“What religion?”
“Religion? Why would that matter?”
“Well, the Muslims blow themselves up.”
RIKER: “We need to put the musical somewhere [else in the yearbook, because it’s not associated with Acting or A’ Capella.]”
ME: “Yeah, alright. We should just give it its own page. Or, [make a] ‘Shit We Couldn’t Find Anywhere Else For” page, or something.”
CHRIS: “Yeah, we should make an anagram for that and stick it somewhere.”
ME: “‘NAMBLA?’”
CHRIS: “Yeah.”
ME: “Levi, bend over… I’m trying to take a picture.”