meet me in the middle of the night
In preparation for MarsCon, where they go on a wall for everyone to enjoy, quotes are updated. It's just Project MONUMENT quotes that are new, nowadays, but I like to think that we're still funny anyhow. Here a few of the highlights:
"A Versailles special is a beer with the head cut off."
"Forgive me father, for I have set up a hit. Again."
"When God puts someone out, he sets someone else on fire."
"Is this going somewhere?"
"Extremely slowly, but not for lack of trying."
"Wait..."
"That was like a triple entendre."
"We should pretend to be crazy when we ask the priest if we can light the torch in the church."
"Because people are much more likely to give fire to crazy people."
"Oh Nick, driving that truck through the hole in their plan."
"You should leave a cow's heart with a stake in it on their front doorstep. If they're just weirded out, they're probably not vampires. If they use blood sorcery to track you down and kill you, they probably are."
"You get good at Survival when you have to find your mother's wedding ring in a volcano."
"Who's your mother - Sauron?"
"No. Don't worry. You definitely didn't look like a badass."
"We didn't endanger him. We told him to stay in the closet."
"You told him to stay in the closet, and then you melted the foundation of the building."
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"A Versailles special is a beer with the head cut off."
"Forgive me father, for I have set up a hit. Again."
"When God puts someone out, he sets someone else on fire."
"Is this going somewhere?"
"Extremely slowly, but not for lack of trying."
"Wait..."
"That was like a triple entendre."
"We should pretend to be crazy when we ask the priest if we can light the torch in the church."
"Because people are much more likely to give fire to crazy people."
"Oh Nick, driving that truck through the hole in their plan."
"You should leave a cow's heart with a stake in it on their front doorstep. If they're just weirded out, they're probably not vampires. If they use blood sorcery to track you down and kill you, they probably are."
"You get good at Survival when you have to find your mother's wedding ring in a volcano."
"Who's your mother - Sauron?"
"No. Don't worry. You definitely didn't look like a badass."
"We didn't endanger him. We told him to stay in the closet."
"You told him to stay in the closet, and then you melted the foundation of the building."
This entry was originally posted at http://gamerchick.dreamwidth.org/584890.html. You can comment on either journal. Number of comments on Dreamwidth: