my return to wildlife by satellite
After much delay, quotes have been updated. Just Hunter is new, nowadays, but it's still extensive and pretty funny, if I say so myself. Here are some of the quotes I found most amusing:
"There's a whirring sound and some pounding coming from inside the apartment."
"Is he crucifying a box fan in there or something?"
"Robert is going set Roland up on a dinner date with a man."
"There was something strange about that dinner date. It's like there was something he wasn't asking me or telling me..."
(singing) "I am the very model of a modern evil exorcist. My words will get so angry that the ghosts will be so really pissed."
"In the spirit of scientific inquiry, I went looking for a witch."
"Roll your Wits + Politics."
"You're on fire."
"No, it was a Politics roll. The mayor's on fire."
"You're those people."
"You're the A-Team."
"If you have an ogre. If no one else can help. And if you can find them..."
[While performing a Tactic that cleans up a crime scene, and rolling very poorly.]
"At least it wasn't a dramatic failure."
"You can't dramatic fail this roll."
"Oh, we'll find a way."
"I don't think it's possible to. Hmm. I don't know what would have happened, so I'm really glad that didn't happen."
"You instinctively leave your business card at the scene of the crime, with your name and phone number.."
"Okay, everybody release some mucus right here."
"If you need medical attention, I can care for you."
"There's a whole genre of fan fiction devoted to this."
"You've been working on your vasectomy in increments in your spare time."
"Why don't you describe your character to the rest of the group?"
"And then we'll roll initiative."
"You should get out and dance on the tank to get their attention."
"No. I'm not going to do that."
"What's your Vice?"
"Pride."
"Oh. Okay. I was going to say that if your Vice was Prudence, you totally have it for this combat."
"Prudence is a Virtue, not a Vice."
"This is a roleplaying game. Prudence is kind of a Vice."
"I learned that these guys screwed up and killed an ogre."
"That's an important lesson."
"I did not learn that they acted as a hit squad for a fetch."
"But it will be an interesting day when you do."
"Knowing is half the battle, unless you're fighting gods."
"What do we think we are going to find down there?"
"Zombie bishops!"
"They can only shamble diagonally."
"You should break into his house and install the car accessory. That would be a threat and a bribe."
"We don't know what will happen. We have an unpredictable haunted sarcophagus. We have no idea what will happen if it falls into the hands of the Mafia. [pause] I'm not against this plan."
"I try to comfort the Roman ghost."
"There-us, there-us."
"He's a priest by profession and a wizard by..."
"Avocation."
"More like evocation."
"The old Russian version of Forrest Gump. I just picture Roland jogging around inspiring people. But instead of the have a nice day smiley face and shit happens, he inspires them to kill zombies."
"Life is like a bag of borscht. You don't want to drop it off a third story balcony."
"All the magic items you've found so far have been phallic symbols. How does that make you feel?"
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"There's a whirring sound and some pounding coming from inside the apartment."
"Is he crucifying a box fan in there or something?"
"Robert is going set Roland up on a dinner date with a man."
"There was something strange about that dinner date. It's like there was something he wasn't asking me or telling me..."
(singing) "I am the very model of a modern evil exorcist. My words will get so angry that the ghosts will be so really pissed."
"In the spirit of scientific inquiry, I went looking for a witch."
"Roll your Wits + Politics."
"You're on fire."
"No, it was a Politics roll. The mayor's on fire."
"You're those people."
"You're the A-Team."
"If you have an ogre. If no one else can help. And if you can find them..."
[While performing a Tactic that cleans up a crime scene, and rolling very poorly.]
"At least it wasn't a dramatic failure."
"You can't dramatic fail this roll."
"Oh, we'll find a way."
"I don't think it's possible to. Hmm. I don't know what would have happened, so I'm really glad that didn't happen."
"You instinctively leave your business card at the scene of the crime, with your name and phone number.."
"Okay, everybody release some mucus right here."
"If you need medical attention, I can care for you."
"There's a whole genre of fan fiction devoted to this."
"You've been working on your vasectomy in increments in your spare time."
"Why don't you describe your character to the rest of the group?"
"And then we'll roll initiative."
"You should get out and dance on the tank to get their attention."
"No. I'm not going to do that."
"What's your Vice?"
"Pride."
"Oh. Okay. I was going to say that if your Vice was Prudence, you totally have it for this combat."
"Prudence is a Virtue, not a Vice."
"This is a roleplaying game. Prudence is kind of a Vice."
"I learned that these guys screwed up and killed an ogre."
"That's an important lesson."
"I did not learn that they acted as a hit squad for a fetch."
"But it will be an interesting day when you do."
"Knowing is half the battle, unless you're fighting gods."
"What do we think we are going to find down there?"
"Zombie bishops!"
"They can only shamble diagonally."
"You should break into his house and install the car accessory. That would be a threat and a bribe."
"We don't know what will happen. We have an unpredictable haunted sarcophagus. We have no idea what will happen if it falls into the hands of the Mafia. [pause] I'm not against this plan."
"I try to comfort the Roman ghost."
"There-us, there-us."
"He's a priest by profession and a wizard by..."
"Avocation."
"More like evocation."
"The old Russian version of Forrest Gump. I just picture Roland jogging around inspiring people. But instead of the have a nice day smiley face and shit happens, he inspires them to kill zombies."
"Life is like a bag of borscht. You don't want to drop it off a third story balcony."
"All the magic items you've found so far have been phallic symbols. How does that make you feel?"
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