Verray!

[gamerchick]

Via aislingeach, a link for all the English majors in the audience:

Alle clepe tha carl ane badde mooder-
SOFTE!
Speken of Shaft bene I.
THAN KONNE ALLES WE!

I used to think my English degree is worthless, but it made that be funny to me, so maybe it counts for something after all.