METAPHORS involving bicycles

[gameoverorbust]

So I was babbling with pawns over gchat and somehow this most amazing metaphor came up. Also involves slight mini-essay babbling (but not all of it so people don't have to deal with tl;dr badly formatted gchat lines.)

Background info: we were talking about how Yuki is the poster child of pureness in di[e]ce and how that is important to the Kings

Comments

[campcookudie]

Kazuki tricycles and bicycles have feelings too, you jerk!

[campcookudie]

Also someone please, please draw Kazuki riding a unicycle off into the sunset. Please.

[gameoverorbust]

. . . DENIED

[campcookudie]

Don't worry, if nobody takes care of it by the time I'm done with commissions, I will proudly take the matter into my hands. That's something that just needs to be done.

[gameoverorbust]

/weeps