If a
perverted kitten showed up at your door and you lived in Fandom, there was really no doubt that said kitten was Chuck Bass.
Blair didn't know the hows or the whys, she just wished she knew the when as far as recovery went.
"Chuck - Chuck no." Blair picked Chuck up to get him out of her drawer. "You are not allowed to get your grimey paws all over my underwear. Not in any form."
Chuck, for his part, started trying to knead at her breasts.
"Oh ew," Blair said. She tossed Chuck down onto her bed. Then she realized he probably liked that too.
This was going to be a long... whatever it was.
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