WARNING:
I’m sorry if I made mistakes here and there. English and Japanese are not my mother language so please be kind with me! :D and correct me if I’m wrong!
And please, don’t share this translation without my permission. It’s just the same as stole one’s work and that’s not good! I spent all of my night approx 5 hours to write this so ... :)
Enjoy!
I
Matsujun : Yey!
Sho : Yeah!
Matsujun : Good feeling, eh, TOKYO!
Matsujun : It’s exciting.
Sho : It’s exciting.
Aiba : It’s exciting.
Sho : Are you having fun? Oooh, amazing! Are you having fun? Aiba-san, isn’t this amazing? The upper side too felt excited.
Aiba : Right? That’s not a picture right? That’s really human being right? *pointing at crowd*
Sho : That’s not a picture!
Aiba : That’s not a picture, okay.
Sho : What happened until now?!
Aiba : *laughs* this is amazing, I’m happy.
Sho : How is it? until now. This exciting feeling ...
Aiba : It’s hot! Tokyo, really ... I really felt this is the last for this year!
Sho : That’s right.
Aiba : Yes. It’s hot!
Sho : Ninomiya-kun too, you already said the greetings earlier, that was the last for this year right?
Nino : It’s because that was the last for this year.
Matsujun : Right.
Nino : Yes. Let’s get excited more and more! *claps hand*
Aiba : *claps hand too and then laughs*
Matsujun : What happened?! [regarding Nino clapped his hand]
Nino : Well, the end of the year is already came out.
Sho : Is it?
Nino : My hands already clapping.
Aiba : You don’t have to clap your hands.
Nino : It make me want to clap my hands.
[T/N: ipponjime一本締め is hand-clapping to celebrate something that has come to an end. Nino clapped his hands because it’s already the end of the year.]
Sho : Matsumoto-san, once again, how is it until now?
Matsujun : It’s super fun!
Sho : Wow.
Aiba : Yeay yeay yeay!
Matsujun : Ah, by the way, today they’re filming [for DVD]. Yesterday they filmed too and today they’re filming again. Which one will they use [for DVD], it is depend on you all!!!
Sho : That’s the thing. They might use a better one.
Nino : They might.
Sho : Yesterday, I forgot to say something. Because I intended to say it at the end. But Matsumoto-kun, in this timing, I’m gonna say it [to audiences]: If you want to repair your make-up, now it’s the time. Aah~ but there will be another two timing to say it. That’s why, umm ... for each timing, you can repair your make-up ....
Aiba : *laughs* suddenly ... suddenly? Right now?
Sho : Yes ....
Aiba : That’s fine, that’s fine. You’re beautiful even without make-up!
Sho : Stop it you~! We’ll be back. [they walk to the main stage]
Sho : Well, it is really fun here and there, but I will ask something to you all [audiences]. Because you all already heard it [the songs].
Nino : Isn’t it fine [to ask]?
Sho : This question is a questionnaire-like, so I hope you all will participate.
Aiba : Onegaishimasu.
Sho : Arashi’s latest album “Are You Happy?”, your reaction were quite big for each of the song. So actually we felt that you already heard all of the songs. But once again I will ask. “I bought Arashi’s Are You Happy album. Each song is perfect, I remember them all!” who thinks like that???
[audiences scream]
Aiba : Well, then it’s all of them.
Nino : Finally.
Matsujun : Finally it’s all of them.
Nino : Thank you very much.
Matsujun : Thank you very much.
Aiba : Thank you very much. It’s because all of you. Sho-chan let’s go back.
Sho : I’m very happy.
Nino : Let’s go back.
Sho : I’m very happy, but ...
Nino : Let’s go back.
Sho : I want to improve our future service. So please, raise your hand honestly if you’re like “Sorry, I don’t listen the album. I don’t listen to it, but, well, I’m having fun right now.”
[few of the audiences raise their hand. And there is a man yelling]
Sho : Ah, there are some.
Matsujun : That was oldman-like voice though, are you okay?
Sho : Are you okay?
Matsujun : Onii-san, I think? [Instead of Oji-san]
Sho : I heard a voice “HAAAAAA!!!” though. [T/N: Sho-chan so funny XD]
Aiba : That’s because he’s enjoying it.
Nino : He told us honestly.
Aiba : We’re happy to hear that.
Sho : Yes. For the people that raised hand, thank you very much. Eventhough you don’t know the songs but you can have fun, we’re happy to hear that. That’s why, for next year, or the year after that, we, Arashi, ask your favor to support us.
Aiba : Sho-chan, let’s line up.
Sho : For you who see us for the first time, this is the real Arashi. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
Aiba, Matsujun, Nino : Hello~ This is Arashi~ good evening~ yoroshiku onegaishimasu~
Matsujun : My name is Matsumoto. Please remember me. I have the most prominent face.
Nino : My name is Ninomiya. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu~
Aiba : Hello~ my name is Aiba Masaki. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu~
Sho : And then, the one who always talk, I’m Sakurai~ hello, Yoroshiku onegaishimasu~
Nino : Well finally Arashi has lined up. Everyone, please remember it.
Aiba : Yoshi yoshi yoshi.
Sho : Eh~? Oi, Arashi guys.
Aiba : What?
Sho : We’re missing one person.
Nino : You’re kidding right? Oi?
Aiba : Are? Where did he go?
Aiba, Matsujun, Nino : Ohno~ Ohno~ Ohno~
Sho : Ohno is missing.
Nino : He doesn’t talk so we didn’t know he’s missing. [T/N: Nino hit the nail XD]
Aiba, Matsujun, Nino, Sho : Ohno~ Ohno~ Ohno~
Matsujun : Ohno, it’s okay to talk in here.
Nino : Ohno, where are you?
Sho : Yosha, well, everyone unite your voice and call him! Se ... no ...
Aiba, Matsujun, Nino, Sho : OHNOOOO~~~
Sho : Come out!
[Ohno’s solo]
[T/N: Keep in mind that the four of them called Ohno without honorific and I think they had fun with that LOL]
II
Sho : Yeay! Yeay! Yeay! To people who have come to Tokyo Dome, once again, we are ... Arashi~!
Arashi : Good evening~ We are Arashi~ Yoroshiku onegaishimasu~
Sho : Well~ It’s exciting, isn’t it, Aiba-san?
Aiba : Yes!
Sho : It’s exciting, right.
Aiba : It’s exciting.
Sho : We talked about it earlier though.
Aiba : Yes. *walks back and forth*
Sho : What’s wrong?
Aiba : No, no, I think it’s fun so ...
Sho : Suddenly you come closer to me so I wonder what’s wrong ...
Aiba : Well I think it’s fun.
Nino : It’s fun.
Sho : Ohno-san! [T/N: HIS TONE WAS JUST LIKE A CUTE GIRL WHO MAD AT HIS BF LOL]
Ohno : Yes, I’m sorry.
Sho : Where did you go?
Ohno : There was a bit ...
Nino : What were you doing?
Matsujun : It’s not the time for taking shower you know!
Ohno : *laughs* I took a shower again ....
Aiba : Do your greetings! Greetings!
Sho : I’m so sorry for the earlier, this is ... this is finally Arashi.
Nino : Please remember us.
Ohno : 5 members. Arashi is 5 members.
Aiba : Please remember us, this is Arashi.
Sho : We introduced ourselves earlier right? So, Ohno-san, to the middle.
Ohno : Okay.
Sho : Your name, birthplace, and then ....
Aiba : Phone number.
Ohno : Phone number. Okay.
Sho : And then, well, your favorite sweets.
Ohno : Sweets ....
Sho : Let’s tell them today. The four of us talked about this too earlier.
Ohno : You did?
Sho : Yes.
Ohno : You did???
Sho : Yes we did. [T/N: SHO-CHAN WAS GRINNING WHAT A CUTE LIAR]
Ohno : Ee~ I’m Ohno Satoshi. My birthplace is Tokyo. Phone number is 090 ....
Aiba : Stop it!! Stop it!!
Nino : Let’s stop.
Sho : Ah, yours isn’t 080 pattern.
Ohno : I’m 090 pattern.
Nino : This person sticks to his principles.
Ohno : My favorite sweets is ... the one I ate yesterday ... Cheese cake!
Aiba, Nino, Sho: Congratulation!
Nino : This is Ohno Satoshi, everyone. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
Sho : Please remember him.
Aiba : He’s the leader.
Ohno : Please remember me.
Nino : This is Arashi’s leader.
Sho : I asked this to others, so, how is it the exciting feeling? Tokyo, Tokyo final, Ohno-san.
Ohno : Well, this is the last for this year.
Sho : Yes, for 2016.
Ohno : As expected, I can’t hel, I can’t helpp but feel excited. [He slipped his words]
Sho : You're stumbling over your words a bit though.
Nino : He’s using difficult words.
Ohno : Yeah, I am.
Sho : Ohno-san feel it too?
Ohno : Yeah. I feel it even in the backstage, before got out.
Sho : Before got out?
Ohno : When we formed a circle and unite our voice [the one with staff], we already heard them probably.
Sho : Ah, “Kyaaaa~” right. There was a part of it.
Ohno : Yes. We could heard it, as expected, all of it.
Arashi : ....
Ohno : .... [T/N: HIS FACE XDDDD]
[No one reacts]
Sho : Okay, we would like to begin the talk segment so everyone please take a seat and rest.
Matsujun : Let’s do it, let’s do it.
Aiba : I don’t think it’s Leader’s fault.
Ohno : I was like did I do wrong ...??
Aiba : It’s okay, it’s okay.
Nino : It’s okay, it’s okay.
Aiba : *laughs* you showed a very anxious face.
Sho : That could happen right? The situation suddenly goes weird.
Aiba : Yes.
Nino : It’s like “What?”
Sho : And it’s not like anyone is at fault. *laughs* Well, but, Tokyo ... we never come to Tokyo twice, up until now, like this, right?
Aiba : Never.
Nino : Yes. We came once in November, and then, the next three weeks is now.
Sho : Right. 26, 27, 28. [dates]
Nino : So we did it 6 times?
Sho : We did it 6 times in Tokyo Dome.
Aiba, Nino : ... That’s amazing.
Sho : That’s amazing indeed.
Aiba : Thank you very much.
Sho : To the people who have come ....
Nino : It’s all thanks to you, everyone. Really.
Aiba : Thanks to you all.
Sho : It’s all thanks to everyone too that there are many news, lately. Like, Total Sales #1, Album Sales #1 ....
Aiba : Amazing.
Nino : Thank you very much.
Aiba : It’s not “congratulations” to us, but “congratulations” to you all.
Matsujun : Yes.
Sho : Really. “congratulations” and “thank you very much”.
Aiba : Really, yes.
Sho : And, the latest news, it’s getting closer, we’re going to be the last performer in Kouhaku Uta Gassen.
Aiba, Matsujun, Nino, Ohno : Thank you very much.
Sho : It’s quite ... hmm, how is it? News like “It’s been decided who will be the last performer” have been spread, right?
Nino : Yes, yes.
Sho : Have people who contact you been increased? Matsujun, how is it?
Matsujun : There was one.
Sho : Just one? The man named Matsumoto Jun just got one person?
Nino : It’s rare.
Matsujun : It was a staff and he was like “Congrats”.
Sho : But, Matsujun, the people around you are like ....
Aiba : That’s right. You have the most friends in here. If you got no one it will be bad.
Matsujun : Well but there’s none coming.
Aiba : Are?
Matsujun : There are emails like “I’m looking forward to Kouhaku Uta Gassen”, but the thing about the last performer, there was just one who mentioned it.
Sho : That Matsujun who is known as ikemen’s airport hub is ....
Nino : International airport. Ikemen’s international airport.
Matsujun : It didn’t echoed.
Aiba : *laughs* ikemen’s ....
Sho : Ah, is that so? That’s surprising. How about you, Ohno-san?
Ohno : Nope. No one.
Sho : No one says anything?
Ohno : Zero.
Sho : Zero?
Ohno : Lately, everyone ... well, I don’t have that much friends, but, I’m quite astonished.
Sho : What do you mean?
Ohno : Well, in the old days, if we performed live on “Music Station”, there were many emails come such as “I watched it today”.
Sho : The moment when we’ve done our perfomance, right.
Ohno : Lately, even if I performed, there were no emails come when I look at my phone.
Sho : Really?
Nino : So you’re waiting for it?
Ohno : I’m waiting, I’m waiting. [T/N: Oh-chan if you could give me your number I would gladly text you EVERYTIME LOL]
Aiba : That’s sad.
Ohno : There’s really not much coming right?
Aiba : No, I have a friend named Kazama-kun so ....
Sho : Kazama-kun get in touch with you?
Aiba : Sometimes I got contacted by Kazama-kun.
Nino : So he contacted you about the last performer thing?
Aiba : About the last performer ... well, no, but, the other day on the middle of night, suddenly he contacted me. I was scared.
Matsujun : You shouldn’t feel scared!
Nino : You aren’t really friends then. Are you really sure you have registered it? [Kazama’s number in his phone]
Aiba : I did, I did! I registered Kazama-kun number, but, when I picked up he was like “Aiba-chan, Thank you as always.” There was nothing important. Isn’t that amazing?
Sho : What was that ...?
Matsujun : Kazama-kun might be drunk at that time.
Aiba : He might be drunk.
Nino : And then, what was your answer regarding that?
Aiba : I said “Yes” and turned it off.
Ohno : You just said “yes”.
Sho : Eventhough you got a “thank you.”
Aiba : *laughs* yes. I have that kind of friend so, well, [emails] are still coming. *pointing at Nino* Yours? Come?
Nino : No emails are coming. Whatever I do, no one’s [emails] are coming.
Aiba : *laughs* whatever you’re doing ....
Nino : Emails like “Happy new year!” isn’t coming too. [T/N: Nino just being Nino. XD]
Aiba : Ah, really.
Nino : Yes.
Aiba : We use new year cards.
Nino : Ah right we use that.
Matsujun : *looks at Sho* How about Sho-san?
Sho : Hmm ... well, there are some coming, but, they were not hyped.
Nino : They weren’t hyped like “waa~”
Sho : Yes. The emails were like words in net news. [it’s formal]
Nino : Hee~
Aiba : Now that you think about it, our email group has the most activity.
Ohno : You’re right.
Nino : That’s why, there’s no email coming in the end.
Aiba : That’s true. We exchange emails to ourselves.
Ohno : We’re doing it even when we’re in green room right.
Aiba : That’s true. Our girl power is high.
[T/N: Joshiryoku 女子力 literally means girl power. It indicates one’s femininity, like doing something girl-like.]
Matsujun : ... is that girl power?
Aiba : I don’t know *laughs*
Sho : The most terrible one was, it was two months ago. When we’ve done the very first concert, was it Sapporo? When we’ve done the concert, there was kind of revision meeting for the concert. The five of us were lining up here and the staff sat across us. We were doing a very serious meeting, but Aiba-kun suddenly sent a photo of Nino who he met at dentist. I was like “What the hell is this?”
Matsujun : We were in the middle of meeting, so please.
Aiba : I’m so sorry. Somehow I wanted to send that in that atmosphere.
Nino : I can relate.
Ohno : I can relate.
Aiba : You can relate, right? When I thought that, my hands automatically moving. I was like, “stop iiitt~” but my right hand wouldn’t stop.
Nino : Please focus on the meeting! What was that “stop it” to your right hand.
Aiba : I’m so sorry.
Sho : Talking about random things, I think you ate it today, Matsumoto-kun, thing that he brought this morning: Aiba Masaki’s yam. What was that???
Aiba : Well, that’s ...
Sho : What was that? What happened?
Nino : What happened?
Aiba : We’re continuing [concert] in Tokyo for three days, so we must be tired, right? In terms of physical stamina, okay? The feeling is still fine though. So that’s why in order to make us physically fine, I brought [a yam] this long this morning.
Ohno : Where did you get it?
Aiba : My house.
Matsujun : That was so delicious!
Aiba : Delicious right!
Matsujun : Delicious, really.
Aiba : That was rich flavoured right?
[T/N: Noukou 濃厚 means richness in flavour, color, smell, etc]
Sho : No no no, that depends on the timing you eat. Today, I appeared in “Mezamashi TV” and “Tokudane!” so I came in the morning-ah, thank you very much. [Sho might heard that people said I saw you~ so he suddenly said thanks.] I came to the venue, did rehearsal, and after that I always slept.
Nino : Yes, you slept.
Sho : When I was sleeping, I heard Matsujun ate the yam. Well I think that must be delicious. Well, lately, 30 minutes before the concert begin, we had sweets eating time.
Aiba : That’s right.
Ohno : That is.
Nino : Can’t helped, right?
Sho : Today I ate so much roll cake, because today is roll cake day. When I was about to eat roll cake, ... *pointing at Aiba* “Sho-chan, this yam is rich flavoured, you know?” [with pleading tone] and I was like, I’m gonna eat yam before roll cake?!
Aiba : In order to be have more energy, I forced you to eat it right?
Nino : You ate it?!
Aiba : Yeah, I forced him to eat it. He ate in one mouthful.
Ohno : While eating roll cake ....
Sho : Before eating roll cake, I ate yam.
Aiba : And when you ate roll cake, you felt sticky right? *laughs*
Sho : Yes, my mouth felt sticky.
Nino : But yesterday ... was it yesterday? Two days ago? You ate chocolate cake after nattou, right?
Aiba : Look, you’re the type that could eat anything.
Sho : That wasn’t good.
Aiba : And then, you know, today ....
Nino : Yes?
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