Pranks
Jamie and I thought up a few cool pranks. It was cool.
1.) DOOR PUNCHING: THE NEW COOL THING
Standing in front of a stranger's door, refrain from knocking or ringing the doorbell. Instead, punch the door as hard as you can. Multiple times, if it would please you. When they come to see what all the racket is about and see you there cradling your hand, they may ask, "what the hell happened?" Reply, "I punched your door, what does it look like?"
2.) BRICK-MAIL: LIKE AIM, ONLY MORE VIOLENT
For this prank, you'll need a brick and some chalk. Write your message in chalk on the brick. Use multiple bricks if your message is too big for just one. Once you've completed your message, throw the bricks through the recipient's window. The crashing noise will let them know they've got mail!
Ex: Naziwitfeelin489: "Go pick some cotton, nigger!"
LandOLakes69: "Rofl!"
3.) APPLE BOMBS: KALLISTI-RIFFIC
Take a yellow or golden apple and hollow it out. Inside, plant a cherry bomb, or some other small, self-detonating device. Use an edible or nontoxic adhesive to put the apple back together, then carve "kallisti" onto one side, or some other witty phrase in Greek, like "anankāi d'oude theoi machontai". Light the fuse and you're good to go! Or, if you're feeling post-modern, refrain from lighting the fuse, so that anyone who discovers your present will wonder why you put it together like you did. Although wise, throwing the apple bomb is completely optional.
1.) DOOR PUNCHING: THE NEW COOL THING
Standing in front of a stranger's door, refrain from knocking or ringing the doorbell. Instead, punch the door as hard as you can. Multiple times, if it would please you. When they come to see what all the racket is about and see you there cradling your hand, they may ask, "what the hell happened?" Reply, "I punched your door, what does it look like?"
2.) BRICK-MAIL: LIKE AIM, ONLY MORE VIOLENT
For this prank, you'll need a brick and some chalk. Write your message in chalk on the brick. Use multiple bricks if your message is too big for just one. Once you've completed your message, throw the bricks through the recipient's window. The crashing noise will let them know they've got mail!
Ex: Naziwitfeelin489: "Go pick some cotton, nigger!"
LandOLakes69: "Rofl!"
3.) APPLE BOMBS: KALLISTI-RIFFIC
Take a yellow or golden apple and hollow it out. Inside, plant a cherry bomb, or some other small, self-detonating device. Use an edible or nontoxic adhesive to put the apple back together, then carve "kallisti" onto one side, or some other witty phrase in Greek, like "anankāi d'oude theoi machontai". Light the fuse and you're good to go! Or, if you're feeling post-modern, refrain from lighting the fuse, so that anyone who discovers your present will wonder why you put it together like you did. Although wise, throwing the apple bomb is completely optional.