uncovering "treasure"
It's amazing what you find in the nooks, crannies and drawers of a pack rat. I have so much junk that I'm emptying out, and maybe only 20% of it is truely trash - the rest is going to donations or I'm keeping a small portion. I think that portion is only around 5%. Some things I may try to sell on ebay if friends and family don't want them... like, if anyone collects perfumes or perfume bottles, I've got a nice catch of some XD
And it's NOT written by me: (anyone remember this one?)
Season's greetings,
Money is short,
Times are hard
Here's your fsckin' Christmas card.
T'was the night before Christ,
And all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty,
Even the mouse,
Mom at the warehouse,
Dad's smoking grass,
I just settled down,
For a nice piece of ass.
When all of a sudden,
I heard a damn clatter,
I got out of my chair,
To see what's the matter.
I looked on the lawn,
And saw a big dick,
I knew in a moment,
That it was St. Nick.
He came down the chimney,
Like a bat from Hell,
I knew at that moment,
That the fscker had fell.
He filled our stockings,
With pretzels and beer,
And a big dildo,
For my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney,
With a thunderous fart,
The SOB,
Belw my chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed,
As he rode out of sight,
"Piss on you all,
and have a hell of a night!"
LOL - I haven't come across this in, gawd, YEARS. And I still can't read through it without laughing XD;;;
Anywhoo, back to cleaning =____=;;;
And it's NOT written by me: (anyone remember this one?)
Season's greetings,
Money is short,
Times are hard
Here's your fsckin' Christmas card.
T'was the night before Christ,
And all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty,
Even the mouse,
Mom at the warehouse,
Dad's smoking grass,
I just settled down,
For a nice piece of ass.
When all of a sudden,
I heard a damn clatter,
I got out of my chair,
To see what's the matter.
I looked on the lawn,
And saw a big dick,
I knew in a moment,
That it was St. Nick.
He came down the chimney,
Like a bat from Hell,
I knew at that moment,
That the fscker had fell.
He filled our stockings,
With pretzels and beer,
And a big dildo,
For my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney,
With a thunderous fart,
The SOB,
Belw my chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed,
As he rode out of sight,
"Piss on you all,
and have a hell of a night!"
LOL - I haven't come across this in, gawd, YEARS. And I still can't read through it without laughing XD;;;
Anywhoo, back to cleaning =____=;;;