You Might Be A PumaMan If...
1. Your friend's father drives a Chevy; your father drives a large Christmas ornament.
2. Seventies' commercial music always comes on whenever you do ANYTHING.
3. Your best friend happens to be an Aztec onion with the habit of throwing people out windows.
4. You only sense danger when there ISN'T any.
5. Your weapon of
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