Dear The Real World ( Read more... )

Something you don't want to hear from the pilot of your airplane ( Read more... )

I have an incomplete list on here in the distant past, but these always made me laugh.

So without further ado:

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?

Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if ( Read more... )