Sins of the Past, Threats of the Future

Apr 21, 2004 22:40

in this issue
My Captain, My Stalker
Mr. Morden: Father's Little Dividend?
Centauri Cruising
New Threat To Earth?
Victim of the Vorlon....

...and much, much more...

BLUEBEARD OF THE THIRD AGE
Sheridan’s past catches up with him

Terrorist activities against the current government might be the least of renegade Earth Force Captain John _sheridan’s ( Read more... )

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slytherinsilver April 21 2004, 18:51:41 UTC
CORNELIUS FUDGE, MINISTRY OF MAGIC.
London
Our ref: 568/968/12552.132

Editors of 'Galaxy Gab'.

Dear Sir

Galaxy Gab Libellous and Slanderous Articles.

We have been consulting with our client, Mr. Draco Malfoy, and his family, in connection to the libellous and slanderous publishing of articles in your publication.

As you are aware, Mr. Malfoy is a fine and upstanding member of the wizarding community. The sexually explicit and libellous content of these articles written by Ms. Giselle Burton are a matter of serious concern to our client. In addition, the Malfoy Family are concerned about protecting the integrity of their representative, Mr. Draco Malfoy. For the avoidance of doubt, our client makes no complaint about press releases designed for universal publication.

You have chosen to publish this libellous material on the worldwide web where it may be seen by anyone with access to the internet. As you have chosen also to publish this libellous material to the Galaxy at large, then in our view you should conduct yourself accordingly. It is no answer to suggest that the material contained within these articles is quoted from the sources you specify, as they are nothing more than heresay. Signed affidafits from those who are most immediately concerned by these allegations have been attached for your perusal. We see no reason why online publishers should consider themselves relieved of the responsibilities and legal obligations accepted by publishers in every other medium, and the Courts of the Intergalactic Law Society take the same view.

In the circumstances, our client therefore request you remove all such material and cease making it available to the general public via the internet and other means. Let us know that you will do so no later than 18:00 GMT on Wednesday, April 28th 2004.

Yours faithfully,

Cornelius Fudge.

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LONDON, BRUSSELS, NEW YORK, SYDNEY, AND ASSOCIATES GALAXY WIDE.
Associated Firms: PARIS, SINGAPORE, TOKYO. The Ministry of Magic is registered by the Law Society, Intergalactic Home Office and c.

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galaxygab April 22 2004, 07:03:41 UTC
Fowarded through Willy Dernam, Chief Editor/Galaxy Gab

HOWLER TO CORNELIUS FUDGE
From Rita Skeeter

Fudge,

if you're hearing this, you've messed around with time travelling to harrass the free press as well as my descendants. In that case, the spell I've used will notify me immediately.

Now, doubtedlessly everyone except simpletons are aware you're tight with Lucius Malfoy, but I doubt the public knows just how much money this convicted Death Eater spent in the Ministry's... causes. And just what he got out of it. If you continue your temporal harrassment of my descendants, The Daily Prophet and Witch Weekly will print that story tomorrow.

Howler destroys in true fashion after being heard

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