Who: Alfred F. Jones
What: Setting firecrackers in the toilets.
Where: Boys restroom.
When: Sometime during class hours.
Why: He wanted to get out of school early.
[Alfred was feeling slightly rebellious today. He felt a little sick, his game was canceled, there was too much homework, and he might of had an argument with a teacher earlier. Despite all of this, he was trying his best to keep a positive attitude. Until lunchtime came up and he lost his money to buy the only thing that would relieve the stress: a burger. Wanting to get back at the universe for such a terrible day, he dug up some firecrackers he had at the back of his locker and decided to have just a little fun.
All the bathrooms he targeted began overflowing after the small explosives detonated. That way not only he would have to go home, but all of his friends would too! This was a brilliant plan. No one could deny it.]