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Pt: I need to find a paper shredder so that I can shred all of my deceased husbands hospital papers.
Me: Alright, let me see if there is one back there.
PT: No, I will be doing the shredding.
Me: Alright, ma'am follow me.
Doctors out back: We don't have a shredder, they all go into one huge shredder at the end of each day.
Pt: I don't want these going into the garbage! They have to go through the shredder!!!
Doctors out back: Yes, they will EVENTUALLY go through the shredder.
Pt: Are you sure? Because I don't want someone picking through using my dead husbands medical papers!
Doctors out back: Yes, ma'am.
WHAT A COOK!
Me: Alright, let me see if there is one back there.
PT: No, I will be doing the shredding.
Me: Alright, ma'am follow me.
Doctors out back: We don't have a shredder, they all go into one huge shredder at the end of each day.
Pt: I don't want these going into the garbage! They have to go through the shredder!!!
Doctors out back: Yes, they will EVENTUALLY go through the shredder.
Pt: Are you sure? Because I don't want someone picking through using my dead husbands medical papers!
Doctors out back: Yes, ma'am.
WHAT A COOK!