Hello, ladies. I'm, uh, in China ( Read more... )

Heard this at that "rave" a couple weeks ago.

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"People in America get race, ethnicity and culture all mixed together."

iamnotcoolorami: are you listening to lady gaga on repeat?
me: yes :(

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me: PROGRESSIVISM ( Read more... )

iamnotcoolorami: sicilians are the best at holding grudges ( Read more... )

Hi, I drank a six pack of Smithwick's earlier today. It took several hours and I barely buzzed off of it. The only reason why I did it was because I'm a fan of ales (especially the pale version British sailors drank during their voyages to the jewel of the empire). Smithwick's is an Irish ale, and I've never had one of those. I should've known I ( Read more... )

I'm getting a bunch of vaccinations tomorrow and I'm flying to Wuhan, China (via Beijing) by the 15th. I'll be there for at least a year (assuming I'm not fired), but if I like it, I'll probably stay longer. I wanna learn that language, man. Oh, and not be broke and living with my mom and stuff. My friend Daniel lived in China for a year and he ( Read more... )