In between scurrying around to finish today's massive to-do list, I peeked at Beyond and discovered the funniest story I've read in a long time. I'm running late and don't have time to leave it the feedback it deserves at the moment, but a quick rec I can do:
Lord Vader's Limpet And the pertinent part of the A/N: For explanation’s sake: this is meant to take place something like twenty-five-ish years after ROTJ, which may or may not have happened in its full or partial entirety (how’s that for specific?) Vader, one way or another, got himself lost for quite a while out in the Unknown Regions a la Robinson Crusoe, and comes back to find that while there’s no more Empire for him to command, he has a new role to play: Grandpa.
Go read it. Seriously. Hysterical stuff. :D