That's no moon... It's a battlestation.
Another month, another horrible violent hurricane. I hate Florida. It actually gets super busy at the power company right before the hurricane hits and I had a winner last night. I love it when people call for no other reason than to yell at you. Funny thing is, I could've made a call to the department that could've taken care of his particular problem the very next day. Funniest thing is he warned me that he was going to hang up on me. Then after an awkward silence, he asked me if I was still there. "I'm here", I said. another awkward silence. He was waiting for me to start talking so he could hang up on me. So I asked "you want me to talk so you can hang up while I'm talking?" Then he hung up.
Ok, it's a really really stupid thing to cuss someone out that has ALL your information right in front of them. 'Specially now with the advent of the internet and online revenge. If I was a little less stable I'd just google his address, find where he lives, and hook up a car battery to his balls. But unfortunately I'm not a sociopath so I'll have to settle for online revenge. It's amazing how much information you can access with someone's social security number. Anyway he should be getting a visit from the Miami Police department any day now. Should I have been the bigger man? Yes. But Karma takes too long sometimes so I just have to nudge things along.
Usually I just shrug off assholes but this guy was special. In fact, I don't think I'm done with this guy. Oh, no, he's my special project from now on. Yes, I am aware I'm going to hell for this but I think it's worth it. Maybe I'll take out a personal ad for Bears or necropheliacs or NAMBLA. Mmm, NAMBLA sounds like a winner. Wow, suddenly the hurricane doesn't seem so bad. Whenever I have a bad day this guy will be my personal whipping boy. Not physically, not by me, but today he's just an asshole and maybe tomorrow he'll be a sex offender. Ah, time to celebrate.
Ok, it's a really really stupid thing to cuss someone out that has ALL your information right in front of them. 'Specially now with the advent of the internet and online revenge. If I was a little less stable I'd just google his address, find where he lives, and hook up a car battery to his balls. But unfortunately I'm not a sociopath so I'll have to settle for online revenge. It's amazing how much information you can access with someone's social security number. Anyway he should be getting a visit from the Miami Police department any day now. Should I have been the bigger man? Yes. But Karma takes too long sometimes so I just have to nudge things along.
Usually I just shrug off assholes but this guy was special. In fact, I don't think I'm done with this guy. Oh, no, he's my special project from now on. Yes, I am aware I'm going to hell for this but I think it's worth it. Maybe I'll take out a personal ad for Bears or necropheliacs or NAMBLA. Mmm, NAMBLA sounds like a winner. Wow, suddenly the hurricane doesn't seem so bad. Whenever I have a bad day this guy will be my personal whipping boy. Not physically, not by me, but today he's just an asshole and maybe tomorrow he'll be a sex offender. Ah, time to celebrate.