Care to *headdesk* along with me?

Mar 03, 2010 23:40

WARNING: Spoilers for Nuke.



So. I called it.

Mr. Reid Oliver is coming down with an incurable case of....wait for it...The Drifting Gay.

In other words...he drifts into Oakdale, shouts, "Hey guess what? I'M GAY!", causes a ruckus for Oakdale's gay populous (which, of course, only encompasses two fellas named LUKE and NOAH), and then he drifts back out while said gay populous scrambles to pick up the pieces.

*headdesk*

Seriously, writers? Reid has to be gay? And why is this such a "stunning secret"?! How is that going to "change several lives"?! OMG HE'S GAY, CALL THE POLICE, ALERT THE NATIONAL GUARD, NOBODY CAN FUNCTION PROPERLY ANYMORE 'CAUSE REID LIKES THE PEEN. SURELY THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END.

This is just the frustrating icing on top of the frustrating cake today, isn't it? How many times have I said that I didn't want Reid to be gay?!

Damn you, ATWT! Damn you to helllllllll!

Ahem. We now return you to your regularly scheduled fangirling.

~G

in which g is a geek, spoiler/prediction post, written by g, luke/noah

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