And Mick Somehow Makes Me Even Sicker Than I Already Am - Today's Recap, 2/5/10

Feb 05, 2010 19:01

Hi guys! Late recap. :-) Gonna be a bit of a quickie, because this headcold of mine is still kicking my butt.

All right, so. Guess who I'm going to start with? If the person's name rhymes with "Dick" (haha u c wut I did thar?), then you're right!!

Oh, Mick. Mick Dante. I do not, for the life of me, understand how on GOD'S GREEN EARTH YOU KEEP GETTING THESE HORDES OF WOMEN TO FOLLOW YOU AROUND! For real, it's like he's the Pied Piper. He whips his flute out (uhh, bad choice of words, given today's episode, HAHA) and the women fall at his feet! How the HELL does he do this? He's violent and untrustworthy and super mysterious in all the wrong ways. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?! If it's not Emily, it's Alison. If it's not Alison, it's Barbara. The only person he hasn't been able to seduce during the course of this storyline is Paul! (And thank God for that, because that would incite some awkward incest-like situations which I don't think anyone would be comfortable with. :-P)

THANK GOD Emily and Paul finally figured out that Mick was keeping Emily under his zombie voodoo Twilight Zone magic hypnosis mojo thingy. And DEAR LORD, I love it when Paul slams Mick up against the wall and threatens to kill him. I do, I do. SO FRICKING AWESOME. I was cheering Paul on the WHOLE time!

But...Dear Barbara, Where have you parked your brain? I'm not understanding why you're so attached to Mick/James. No matter who he is, you should still hate his guts, yes? Yes. Love, Me.

And today, Barbara finally blurts out that Mick is Paul's father. Oh Lord. This is gonna be fun from now on, ain't it? :-)

And do not even get me started on Alison today! Like I said before, if she wasn't marrying Casey, and if I felt like there was some TRUE chemistry going on between her and Mick (they need to take a look at the boys PRONTO for a chemistry lesson), then I'd probably be okay with the whole "Let's sleep with Mick even though I claim to love Casey!" thing. Oh, yeah...and MAYBE if Alison hadn't already done something like this - namely, sleep with some random dude right before she married a different one - THEN I might enjoy it a little bit more, too!

And then she LEAVES HER DAMN WEDDING RING AT THE CHURCH! CASEY'S GRANDMOTHER'S ENGAGEMENT RING! *FACEPALM*

So, yeah. Mick + Alison = DO NOT WANT. And then next week's preview when he's all, "Come with me," with his dramatic voice and sweeping gestures. UGH. Pardon me while I go slam my head repeatedly into the wall, k? Be back soon.

:-P

And another person that I usually don't have a problem with but now do is HOLDEN! Oh, Holden. I love you so much. I understand WHY you'd want Damian to go away and never come back again. (Like the rain song: Rain, rain go away, come again another day...) I KNOW you just want to protect your family. But lying to them right now? Keeping the truth about Damian (whatever it is) to yourself, and insisting to Lily and Luke that nothing happened? This makes you no better than Damian at the moment. You're not helping them. I can understand why Holden would be afraid to admit that he lost his shit and beat Damian up, but really...Lily and Luke are going to find out the truth anyway. And now you've pushed Luke to wanting to call the police!

And LUKE! Oh, my poor baby. First, on a shallow note, I gotta say he looked HELLA GOOD in that business outfit today. Oh, my. I swear, Van just gets better looking by the day. But anyway, poor Luke is thrust into this disgruntled company that doesn't want to listen to him, and he's totally lost about how to run the damn thing to begin with, and he has no one to turn to for help or answers or anything. This poor kid. Life sure likes to kick Luke in the teeth every chance it gets.

And why is he so distant from Holden? Why hasn't he cornered Holden and tried getting all the info out of him yet? They saw each other for like, two seconds today and that was it!! This Holden-Luke fangirl is NOT satisfied. Why have they stopped talking and spending time with each other?

This may be the fever talking. :-P But I would like to see Holden and Luke bond again. I feel like they've been so far from each other since Holden "died". :-( I want another tractor-fixing father-son chat scene with them!!

But it was so damn funny when Lily was like, "I THINK MEG KILLED DAMIAN OMG!" to Holden. AHAHAHAHAHA. So fricking funny. If only she knew!

Holden has me wondering, though...because he told Molly that they got into a fight, he made Damian eat oar, and then he dragged Damian onto the freighter and then jumped ship (and presumedly sang something akin to "Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good~byyyyye..."). So was that the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? My Spidey-senses are tingling...and they say NOPE! In true soap fashion, I believe there's still a little something that Holden is not telling us. Hence Damian's wallet being taken from the water.

C'mon, Holden, SPILL THE BEANS! You are a moral man and need to stay that way. Tell us what you did!

Don'tcha love how both of Luke's fathers are badass in their own ways? :-P

But poor Luke! *huggles him* Poor baby.

~G

Happy Friday, everyone! I'm going to see Honey again this weekend, yay! And we're supposed to get a crapload of snow. Boo.

barbara, recap post, molly, lily, casey, holden, alison, mick, luke, written by g

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