Real Time Post - July 13th, 2009
Play-by-Play + Commentary (with help from friends Lisa and Kevin)
So they're not dropping the Emily+Hunter thing. Oooooh...Alison confronting Larry. Shit, meet fan.
Craig's such a lapdog. It's kinda cute. He's like Julian when he got back with Eve on "Passions".
Sensing problems re: Jack/Janet now that Rosanna's dragging Jack off to Carly.
Carly needs to brush her hair.
-Commercial Break-
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Poor Janet :( "Mount Carly"...heehee. Jack's smooth. Janet is putty in his hands today.
I like Emily's outfit today, especially the flower. And always glad to see someone bitch Emily out, even if it's not appropriate here.
Larry sucks XP Wonder why Aurora kicked him out of Hunter's life.
I just wanna slap Carly. >:O I'm glad that Rosanna et al isn't swallowing Carly's crap.
-Commercial Break-
Lisa: I just wanna take a chainsaw to [Carly's] face.
lololol Lisa I <3 you.
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Man, Carly's storyline is getting tedious. I though Chris Goutman was famous for not wasting our fershlugginer time?! If this is what you're gonna do, put the boys on. I'd rather watch them in the hospital being cute than Carly being obnoxious.
Kevin: What you need is to stop being annoying.
lololol I love you Kevin.
I'm seeing a Hunter+Alison+Emily+Susan+Larry EPIC BRAWL.
Teehee...pink shirt. AHAHA TOLD YOU.
Susan's face was priceless!! It was literally "D:"
Can someone please just duct-tape Carly's mouth closed? All she ever says is "I promise it won't happen again." I feel bad for Maura.
Kevin: They cut you off from everyone you love...there's Vodka, there's Cognac, there's Jack Daniels...
lololol Kevin I <3 you harder.
Yay! Emotional manipulation!
-Commercial Break-
My TV's on the fritz...
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Carly brushed her hair, good to see.
I'm pretty sure Meg and Paul had this exact same scene three years ago >.> Craig's like "One last boink before I send you off to Drunk Camp".
Lisa: Guy doesn't know how to light a camp fire? Not even...it's a fire in the wall.
Carly wants potatoes...*wink wink* Can you even straight-up drink cooking wine?
If I were Craig, I'd be worried that she was going to run away.
*Friends are giggling about Carly and Craig doing the No-Pants Dance*
Janet's gonna kill something.
Yeah, Hunter believes Susan that she's happy to have a grandson. Suuure. That's why he walks out. Susan oughtta strangle Larry.
-Commercial Break-
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Way to run away, Hunter.
TV STOP BEING A SPAZ. I can't hear what they're saying. There we go.
Aww, Casey+Alison siblingness. Now go get back with Casey, Alison.
Susan's lolarious. "WHY IS HE STILL HERE?"
EPIC SUSAN IS EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carly vs Cooking Wine! *Mortal Kombat voice* Cooking Wine wins. Flawless victory.
Quit yelling at Janet, douchebags.
Can we just break that bottle over Carly's head, please?
Told you she would run away.
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Janet mad! Janet SMASH!
-/Show-
In conclusion: EPIC SUSAN IS EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So they're not dropping the Emily+Hunter thing. Oooooh...Alison confronting Larry. Shit, meet fan.
Craig's such a lapdog. It's kinda cute. He's like Julian when he got back with Eve on "Passions".
Sensing problems re: Jack/Janet now that Rosanna's dragging Jack off to Carly.
Carly needs to brush her hair.
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Poor Janet :( "Mount Carly"...heehee. Jack's smooth. Janet is putty in his hands today.
I like Emily's outfit today, especially the flower. And always glad to see someone bitch Emily out, even if it's not appropriate here.
Larry sucks XP Wonder why Aurora kicked him out of Hunter's life.
I just wanna slap Carly. >:O I'm glad that Rosanna et al isn't swallowing Carly's crap.
-Commercial Break-
Lisa: I just wanna take a chainsaw to [Carly's] face.
lololol Lisa I <3 you.
-/Comercial Break-
Man, Carly's storyline is getting tedious. I though Chris Goutman was famous for not wasting our fershlugginer time?! If this is what you're gonna do, put the boys on. I'd rather watch them in the hospital being cute than Carly being obnoxious.
Kevin: What you need is to stop being annoying.
lololol I love you Kevin.
I'm seeing a Hunter+Alison+Emily+Susan+Larry EPIC BRAWL.
Teehee...pink shirt. AHAHA TOLD YOU.
Susan's face was priceless!! It was literally "D:"
Can someone please just duct-tape Carly's mouth closed? All she ever says is "I promise it won't happen again." I feel bad for Maura.
Kevin: They cut you off from everyone you love...there's Vodka, there's Cognac, there's Jack Daniels...
lololol Kevin I <3 you harder.
Yay! Emotional manipulation!
-Commercial Break-
My TV's on the fritz...
-/Commercial Break-
Carly brushed her hair, good to see.
I'm pretty sure Meg and Paul had this exact same scene three years ago >.> Craig's like "One last boink before I send you off to Drunk Camp".
Lisa: Guy doesn't know how to light a camp fire? Not even...it's a fire in the wall.
Carly wants potatoes...*wink wink* Can you even straight-up drink cooking wine?
If I were Craig, I'd be worried that she was going to run away.
*Friends are giggling about Carly and Craig doing the No-Pants Dance*
Janet's gonna kill something.
Yeah, Hunter believes Susan that she's happy to have a grandson. Suuure. That's why he walks out. Susan oughtta strangle Larry.
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Way to run away, Hunter.
TV STOP BEING A SPAZ. I can't hear what they're saying. There we go.
Aww, Casey+Alison siblingness. Now go get back with Casey, Alison.
Susan's lolarious. "WHY IS HE STILL HERE?"
EPIC SUSAN IS EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carly vs Cooking Wine! *Mortal Kombat voice* Cooking Wine wins. Flawless victory.
Quit yelling at Janet, douchebags.
Can we just break that bottle over Carly's head, please?
Told you she would run away.
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Janet mad! Janet SMASH!
-/Show-
In conclusion: EPIC SUSAN IS EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!