Real Time Post - August 7th, 2009
Play-by-play and Commentary: Special Edition: The Final Day with G!
BOYS!
Ooh, NY trip with Luke and Damian!
Aw, Holden. T_T Foreshadowing?
Geez, Noah...rub it in...
Well, now Lily can go to Kentucky with Holden instead...?
Aw! Lily + Holden sweetness!
YAY Emma! Hi!
Heh. Meg and Damian cruise...
LOL. Pretty sure you don’t have to wear anything for Damian’s sake, Meg.
Plenty of time for the Three S's: swimming, sunbathing, and sexytiems! *Wink wink*
Uh-oh. Is poor Luke gonna be third wheel?
Giggly Meg is kinda cute, not gonna lie.
Haha. Right now Meg’s job is to boink Damian. ^_^
Wow. Lily’s bad at disguising her feelings...how could Holden believe anything she just said?
LOL. Noah to Luke: Blowing off your father...for your father? Are you a total dumbass?!
Why is Noah suddenly so unsupportive of Luke and Damian? He practically shoved Luke into Damian’s arms when he first showed up!
I understand what Noah is saying, but he could start using a little more tact, I feel. Poor Luke keeps getting stomped into the ground whenever he says he’s doing anything with Damian.
Whew. Paul and Emily sexytiems averted.
I think Paul just evolved backwards...he’s now becoming whatever the hell makes those noises he just made.
HAHA. Those nice young men in clean white coats are coming to take Paul away, HA HAAAAAA!
Barbara to Paul: Bitch, you're at my mercy now. Bow down!
-Commercial
-/Commercial
Who peed in Noah’s cheerios today? Pissy!Noah needs to take a chill pill.
Uh, Noah...? Have you met Luke?
It’s not like Luke rubbed it in Holden’s face! He does feel bad about letting Holden down...
Mason pries into their life as usual...^_^
Luke going on this cruise is not that big of a deal...this is how life works, people!
Luke and Noah fighting hurts so good. They always have great fights.
Aw. Damian bought her a shawl. Man, I need a sugar daddy-type boyfriend.
Called it on the no-clothes thing for Meg! Hehe.
Aw, they’re very sweet together.
Lily and Holden should start focusing on themselves and forget about Meg and Damian. They deserve alone time.
Emma’s hair is so pretty. She reminds me of my grandmother.
Ugh. Lily. Let it go. Stop worrying about Meg so much! She’s not worrying about you...
Meg is a big girl and can make her own decisions and/or mistakes.
Emily + empty house = whew! No sexytiems. LOL.
Paul to Barbara: I’m fine! I can’t remember who I am or what your name is, but I’m perfectly okay!
HAHAHA. Paul. You’re funny with your empty half-threats.
Uh-oh. Emma throws a wrench into Meg’s plans...
Now Meg’s gonna think that Emma is doing this specifically so that she can’t go on the cruise with Damian...
Devious Emma is devious.
-Commercial
-/Commercial
See? Meg figures Emma out.
Haha. "Get right back on the horse." You mean Italian stallion, Meg. ^_^
Technically, Meg slept with Damian before he was her boss.
Now Damian’s "doing it" to Meg, too...just in a different manner! LOL.
Emily on phone: I’m done with this conversation. Kthx.
Ooh, now Emily and Barbara hair-pulling and girly-slapping! (Man, I can’t let this girl-fight notion go, can I?)
Barbara’s Intimidation Factor just went up 1 point. Not too shabby, Barbs. ^_^
Doctor: Are you a psychopath?
Paul:(nonchalantly) I dunno.
Haha. Emily and Paul partners in crime.
Awwww! See? Holden is the best father ever. And he’s the ONLY one who’s not making Luke feel bad about this!!!
Holden rules!!!!!!!
Honey: It sucks to be Luke today. (Amen, sista!)
UGH! Everybody get off Luke’s case!
Meg: *footstomp* Damian, EVERYBODY HATES MEEEEEE! *throws temper tantrum*
-Commercial
Whee, boys on promo! *smooches them on cheek*
-/Commercial
Damian: What happened?
Meg: Basically, my mom hates your guts. Bye!
Meg, in chorus with Luke: It sucks to be me...it sucks to be me...
Holden, lay down the law!
Why are you disappointed in Luke being responsible at his job?!?!?
LIFE ISN’T FAIR, Lily! Get over it! Holden already has.
Uh-oh. Mason wants to make a movie of Luke’s life. ^_^
If you want him to be happy, Noah, then SUPPORT HIM! This is not the end of the world.
Yeah, go Mason! I agree. Let Luke do what he thinks he should do. If it turns out to be a mistake, then Luke will learn from it and go from there!
Luke’s got crazy hair today. Lovin’ it.
Damian is going to break Lily in half very soon, if she doesn’t start butting out.
BAH. Now the whole cruise thing goes to hell anyway. So basically everybody got hurt for nothing.
Suspicious!Luke usually leads to Noah having to bail him out of jail. ^_^
Emily to nurse: Out of the way, bitch, or I’ll run you over.
Emily to Paul: This dog crate in no way reflects what I think of you, I swear. *whistles innocently*
-Commercial
-/Commercial
Barbara on phone, in reference to Emily: Fire at will.
Ok, that dog bone was way too phallic-shaped for my taste...
AGH! Why didn’t Noah ask Luke what he wanted to do in the first place and leave it at that? Gah.
I hope Luke gets to go with Holden, since everybody else seems to be mad at him.
I can understand how frustrated Meg is at Emma/Lily, et al.
Oh, this is so not fair to Damian. Lily is doing to him now what he’d done to her family in the past. Two wrongs don’t make a right!
Unconvincing Lily is still unconvincing.
Now Holden is going to walk in on Damian and Lily sucking face.
-Commercial
-/Commercial
Paul and Emily flee Oakdale?
Paul’s last stint with hiding out didn’t work so well...Dusty and Bonnie were hot on his trail. Not to mention the whole thing with Rosanna...
Ok, Paul and Emily are good together. They’re suited for one another.
Emily: *hands paper bag to Barbara* Breathe!
Barbara: *continues to hyperventilate*
Hysterical Barbara is kinda funny...
Paul in chair with glass of wine: And this is Masterpiece Theater...
If I were Luke, I’d be mucho pissed at Noah right now. Noah only got happy for Luke when he found out the cruise was cancelled! *shakes finger at him* Bad Noah!
Meg: The trip was cancelled.
Holden: Why?
Meg: Because your wife sucks.
Unconvincing Lily is astoundingly unconvincing!!
Damian: You still have feelings for me.
Lily: I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, BUT TAKE ME NOW!
-/End Show
Re: Previews:
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, ATWT!!!
I hope Holden’s okay! T_T Holden was my hero for today’s episode.
~G
BOYS!
Ooh, NY trip with Luke and Damian!
Aw, Holden. T_T Foreshadowing?
Geez, Noah...rub it in...
Well, now Lily can go to Kentucky with Holden instead...?
Aw! Lily + Holden sweetness!
YAY Emma! Hi!
Heh. Meg and Damian cruise...
LOL. Pretty sure you don’t have to wear anything for Damian’s sake, Meg.
Plenty of time for the Three S's: swimming, sunbathing, and sexytiems! *Wink wink*
Uh-oh. Is poor Luke gonna be third wheel?
Giggly Meg is kinda cute, not gonna lie.
Haha. Right now Meg’s job is to boink Damian. ^_^
Wow. Lily’s bad at disguising her feelings...how could Holden believe anything she just said?
LOL. Noah to Luke: Blowing off your father...for your father? Are you a total dumbass?!
Why is Noah suddenly so unsupportive of Luke and Damian? He practically shoved Luke into Damian’s arms when he first showed up!
I understand what Noah is saying, but he could start using a little more tact, I feel. Poor Luke keeps getting stomped into the ground whenever he says he’s doing anything with Damian.
Whew. Paul and Emily sexytiems averted.
I think Paul just evolved backwards...he’s now becoming whatever the hell makes those noises he just made.
HAHA. Those nice young men in clean white coats are coming to take Paul away, HA HAAAAAA!
Barbara to Paul: Bitch, you're at my mercy now. Bow down!
-Commercial
-/Commercial
Who peed in Noah’s cheerios today? Pissy!Noah needs to take a chill pill.
Uh, Noah...? Have you met Luke?
It’s not like Luke rubbed it in Holden’s face! He does feel bad about letting Holden down...
Mason pries into their life as usual...^_^
Luke going on this cruise is not that big of a deal...this is how life works, people!
Luke and Noah fighting hurts so good. They always have great fights.
Aw. Damian bought her a shawl. Man, I need a sugar daddy-type boyfriend.
Called it on the no-clothes thing for Meg! Hehe.
Aw, they’re very sweet together.
Lily and Holden should start focusing on themselves and forget about Meg and Damian. They deserve alone time.
Emma’s hair is so pretty. She reminds me of my grandmother.
Ugh. Lily. Let it go. Stop worrying about Meg so much! She’s not worrying about you...
Meg is a big girl and can make her own decisions and/or mistakes.
Emily + empty house = whew! No sexytiems. LOL.
Paul to Barbara: I’m fine! I can’t remember who I am or what your name is, but I’m perfectly okay!
HAHAHA. Paul. You’re funny with your empty half-threats.
Uh-oh. Emma throws a wrench into Meg’s plans...
Now Meg’s gonna think that Emma is doing this specifically so that she can’t go on the cruise with Damian...
Devious Emma is devious.
-Commercial
-/Commercial
See? Meg figures Emma out.
Haha. "Get right back on the horse." You mean Italian stallion, Meg. ^_^
Technically, Meg slept with Damian before he was her boss.
Now Damian’s "doing it" to Meg, too...just in a different manner! LOL.
Emily on phone: I’m done with this conversation. Kthx.
Ooh, now Emily and Barbara hair-pulling and girly-slapping! (Man, I can’t let this girl-fight notion go, can I?)
Barbara’s Intimidation Factor just went up 1 point. Not too shabby, Barbs. ^_^
Doctor: Are you a psychopath?
Paul:(nonchalantly) I dunno.
Haha. Emily and Paul partners in crime.
Awwww! See? Holden is the best father ever. And he’s the ONLY one who’s not making Luke feel bad about this!!!
Holden rules!!!!!!!
Honey: It sucks to be Luke today. (Amen, sista!)
UGH! Everybody get off Luke’s case!
Meg: *footstomp* Damian, EVERYBODY HATES MEEEEEE! *throws temper tantrum*
-Commercial
Whee, boys on promo! *smooches them on cheek*
-/Commercial
Damian: What happened?
Meg: Basically, my mom hates your guts. Bye!
Meg, in chorus with Luke: It sucks to be me...it sucks to be me...
Holden, lay down the law!
Why are you disappointed in Luke being responsible at his job?!?!?
LIFE ISN’T FAIR, Lily! Get over it! Holden already has.
Uh-oh. Mason wants to make a movie of Luke’s life. ^_^
If you want him to be happy, Noah, then SUPPORT HIM! This is not the end of the world.
Yeah, go Mason! I agree. Let Luke do what he thinks he should do. If it turns out to be a mistake, then Luke will learn from it and go from there!
Luke’s got crazy hair today. Lovin’ it.
Damian is going to break Lily in half very soon, if she doesn’t start butting out.
BAH. Now the whole cruise thing goes to hell anyway. So basically everybody got hurt for nothing.
Suspicious!Luke usually leads to Noah having to bail him out of jail. ^_^
Emily to nurse: Out of the way, bitch, or I’ll run you over.
Emily to Paul: This dog crate in no way reflects what I think of you, I swear. *whistles innocently*
-Commercial
-/Commercial
Barbara on phone, in reference to Emily: Fire at will.
Ok, that dog bone was way too phallic-shaped for my taste...
AGH! Why didn’t Noah ask Luke what he wanted to do in the first place and leave it at that? Gah.
I hope Luke gets to go with Holden, since everybody else seems to be mad at him.
I can understand how frustrated Meg is at Emma/Lily, et al.
Oh, this is so not fair to Damian. Lily is doing to him now what he’d done to her family in the past. Two wrongs don’t make a right!
Unconvincing Lily is still unconvincing.
Now Holden is going to walk in on Damian and Lily sucking face.
-Commercial
-/Commercial
Paul and Emily flee Oakdale?
Paul’s last stint with hiding out didn’t work so well...Dusty and Bonnie were hot on his trail. Not to mention the whole thing with Rosanna...
Ok, Paul and Emily are good together. They’re suited for one another.
Emily: *hands paper bag to Barbara* Breathe!
Barbara: *continues to hyperventilate*
Hysterical Barbara is kinda funny...
Paul in chair with glass of wine: And this is Masterpiece Theater...
If I were Luke, I’d be mucho pissed at Noah right now. Noah only got happy for Luke when he found out the cruise was cancelled! *shakes finger at him* Bad Noah!
Meg: The trip was cancelled.
Holden: Why?
Meg: Because your wife sucks.
Unconvincing Lily is astoundingly unconvincing!!
Damian: You still have feelings for me.
Lily: I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, BUT TAKE ME NOW!
-/End Show
Re: Previews:
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, ATWT!!!
I hope Holden’s okay! T_T Holden was my hero for today’s episode.
~G