not for the first time, a german invades polish space. Only this time, it's purely
biblical. I was cut from shortlist the last 10 popes because I wouldn't perform "devine" acts to the judge. I figured I didn't need the gig that badly. I'm not too bothered though. I've become road manager for alvin & the chipmunks who are currently on tour with
akon. I found a website today (you may need to scroll down a bit, hint: look out for 'urination'), during my usual trawl of the internet during my work-cum-lunch hour(s), which gives me a great guide on how to
pee. I'm so happy, as until now I've generally just been pissing just about
anywhere
seriously, black eyed peas, fuck off.