miraculous like calculus
what the fuck?
why can't i seem to meet a nice girl who listens wo wu tang and watches sienfield and gets drunk and knows which fork to use and paints and fights oppression and goes to shows and surfs and looks good in a dress and likes arthouse films and takes giant bong rips and miso soup and museums and and charles mingus and cool runnings and and kung fu and kafka and kaufman and and and can use the phrase 'prison industrial complex' in a sentence?
so ... i made up a joke
what's the one soda that isn't kosher?
baking soda
but you say it like "Bakin' Soda"
I.E. Bacon soda
because jews don't eat pork
why can't i seem to meet a nice girl who listens wo wu tang and watches sienfield and gets drunk and knows which fork to use and paints and fights oppression and goes to shows and surfs and looks good in a dress and likes arthouse films and takes giant bong rips and miso soup and museums and and charles mingus and cool runnings and and kung fu and kafka and kaufman and and and can use the phrase 'prison industrial complex' in a sentence?
so ... i made up a joke
what's the one soda that isn't kosher?
baking soda
but you say it like "Bakin' Soda"
I.E. Bacon soda
because jews don't eat pork