You know, those douchebags who rhapsodize about how perfectly a banana fits in their hand? And be like, "Explain to me how the female reproductive organs were intelligently designed. Because unless your Intelligent Designer is a sadist, that shit makes no sense ( Read more... )

At this point, I just want them to send me the stupid rejection letter, so I can get on with my life.

But I submitted my financial aid applications! For the financial aid I don't know whether or not I need!

WHINE, WHINE, WHINE, WOE IS ME.

*wanders off to hug the Boots*

When you're in trouble, you can call DW.

Whine. Whine. Whine. Bitch and Moan. Boo hoo. Woe is me.