I have come to the conclusion that "growing up" is the process of realizing how full of shit adults are when they act like they know what they're doing ( Read more... )

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You know that's totally gonna be a movie someday, even if it's a craptastic made-for-TV SyFy original à la Anacondas 3 & 4. But really, who doesn't want to see David Hasselhoff eaten by a giant snake zombies ( Read more... )

( Picspam o' Pretties )

I have been looking forward to this movie for weeks. I even declared it to be a (few hours early) birthday gift from you to me. I mean, you've got Lou Diamond Phillips, who is one of those made of awesome actors who can actually pull off a crappy movie (see also: Bruce Campbell & Sean Patrick Flanery), and he's fighting the frakking Jersey Devil! ( Read more... )

And what birthday would be complete without Angry Mutant Squirrels?

( Because the actors need concept drawings so they know what they're reacting to )

and I... don't care?
I mean, it's not like I'm dreading it all, I'm so old! And lookit all the wrinkles on my decrepit, aging, 24-year-old body! Ack! *cough* *hack*Ahem ( Read more... )

...now how are we going to cram you into the coin slot for the washing machine?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHALLERDOODLE!

But 23 years old just the same.

Happy Birthday to me!

P.S. I'm leaving at 4:15 so I should definitely make it to pus by 5:30, so you should call me at their number cuz then we won't be using up double the cell phone minutes.

Not in an "Ack! I'm old!" sort of way, but in an "Eh. Nothing exciting enough to be worth counting down for is going to happen." sort of way.

So, Wednesday, huh?