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I was hanging pictures when my mom came into the room and stated "We've got to get out of here... Your cat is attacking me with love".
So we saw Stepford Wives... Which, if nothing else, was entertaining and hilarious in a bizarre way. It's strange to watch a more recent movie and look back at an actor who'd be considered your first crush. That would be Matthew Broderick... Grew up watching him in Project X and Ladyhawk. As a stupid kid with an avid imagination, I daydreamed he'd be my husband... Of course, at that time, I couldn't picture myself as being older. So here's a guy twice my age, romancing me as an eight-year-old. To this day, I'm sort of ashamed of that. But... I'm laughing at it. I was an odd ball.
On a more serious note... Chris called me today. As I first thought, breaking the lease on the apartment is too expensive... And the management at the apartment complex basically gave us all wrong information. We should have read that fucking contract a bit more carefully. ...Now, Chris is staying in the apartment with Anna. I'm still stuck paying next months' rent... While everything I own is elsewhere.
Also... I paid the water bill this month... And it never went through. Hmm... I wonder where the check went to then?
Ok... Let's not end this on a sour note, shall we? Here's a story... A story for your pleasure...
Mugger Can't Believe Crap Victim Has On MP3 Player
BOSTON-Following the successful mugging of a jogger in Franklin Park, petty criminal Derek Mesker announced Monday that he cannot believe the shit he's found on his victim's Philips 20GB MP3 player. "3 Doors Down? Maroon 5!" Mesker said, scrolling through the songs. "The new Counting Crows?! Man, I'm glad I pistol-whipped that motherfuck." Mesker added that the first thing he did was toss the device's "gay-ass" teal neoprene case.
-The Onion