Come visit me in LA for the anus experience. My latest gadget has nothing to with the kitchen (I've pretty much bought out all the kitchenware on Amazon). It's a toilet seat bidet. Now I can poop, get some filtered water sprayed up my ass, and then get some warm air blown up in all my moist crevices. You know you want to try it. More sanitary and thorough than a rim job! Act now! Visit chez toilet.
Here is the description of the product:
Brondell Swash 600