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Ahem.
AUGH FUCK YOU AP LITERATURE & COMPOSITION, I KNOW WHAT DRAMATIC IRONY IS, WHICH IS TO SAY THAT IT IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU CAN'T REALLY DEFINE, EXCEPT I THINK IT WOULD BE SAFE TO SAY THAT IT IS IRONIC THAT I CHOSE THIS CLASS BECAUSE I'M REALLY GOOD WITH BOOKS BUT NOW THAT I AM IN IT I AM FREQUENTLY FILLED WITH A TOWERING RAGE OVER BEING FORCED TO ANALYZE SAID BOOKS.
OKAY THAT IS NOT SO MUCH DRAMATIC IRONY AS IRONY OF SITUATION, BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS.
ALSO I THINK I WOULD PREFER READING THE CURIOUS INCIDENT OF THE DOG IN THE NIGHT-TIME BY ITSELF, WITHOUT BEING FORCED TO LOOK FOR HOW SPECIFIC LITERARY DEVICES CAN BE APPLIED TO IT.
BUT NO.
Second irony of the day? I am generally considered to be one of the smartest and most responsible kids in the school, but I am leaving my homework unfinished because it is hard and I am lazy. TAKE THAT, STEREOTYPING.
(Besides, I only have two hours left before bedtime and who knows how long it will take to create that promotional poster for the Department of Homeland Security. That's for history, not English. My history class is really interesting.)
(...also, I have added the 'second irony of the day' bit to the actual assignment now, because it is better to be thought as rebellious than stupid.)
AUGH FUCK YOU AP LITERATURE & COMPOSITION, I KNOW WHAT DRAMATIC IRONY IS, WHICH IS TO SAY THAT IT IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU CAN'T REALLY DEFINE, EXCEPT I THINK IT WOULD BE SAFE TO SAY THAT IT IS IRONIC THAT I CHOSE THIS CLASS BECAUSE I'M REALLY GOOD WITH BOOKS BUT NOW THAT I AM IN IT I AM FREQUENTLY FILLED WITH A TOWERING RAGE OVER BEING FORCED TO ANALYZE SAID BOOKS.
OKAY THAT IS NOT SO MUCH DRAMATIC IRONY AS IRONY OF SITUATION, BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS.
ALSO I THINK I WOULD PREFER READING THE CURIOUS INCIDENT OF THE DOG IN THE NIGHT-TIME BY ITSELF, WITHOUT BEING FORCED TO LOOK FOR HOW SPECIFIC LITERARY DEVICES CAN BE APPLIED TO IT.
BUT NO.
Second irony of the day? I am generally considered to be one of the smartest and most responsible kids in the school, but I am leaving my homework unfinished because it is hard and I am lazy. TAKE THAT, STEREOTYPING.
(Besides, I only have two hours left before bedtime and who knows how long it will take to create that promotional poster for the Department of Homeland Security. That's for history, not English. My history class is really interesting.)
(...also, I have added the 'second irony of the day' bit to the actual assignment now, because it is better to be thought as rebellious than stupid.)