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Jelena and I went to Niagra Falls, and it was awesome. The waterfalls were huge. there were two of them, and the big one was so big, that all the water going down came back up, and all the way on the sidewalk and all the cars driving by. it was so cool. We found ou that Canadian boys are cute, and it made me very happy. Also, their McDonald's looks
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them ass holes eh?
sill american dudes they want to know what you did EVERY thing
where were you?" where the fuck do you think i just so happends i'm LEAVING canada
"what did you do?" it just so happends i did alot like seen the falls
"what counrty are you a citizen of?" oh no you do see that fucking passport in you hand the will USA stupid fuck
"who's car is this?" oh yeah i just took it from this from a silly man in antartica
"what did you do in Canada?" do you really wanna know my hole story there EH?
"what did you do in canada ?" okay first i went shopping and then and 1:o2pm i had to take a pee oh and god did that feel good and then at 2pm after i took that long pee i have food i got done at 2:45 pm and then i went to the bar yes a bar and you know i'm still not old enuff silly canadiens and then after i got drunk off my ASS at 8pm i left and i had nothing to do so i asked some guy if her wanted to get laid he said YEAH EH? i was like cool EH? go to fit in with the peeps eh so then i got laid i will tell you what we did first we @!$$%$#@#$ and then we &%^$##D%& oh god it was hot and the **&$$##$# so then @$%%^^& and then i was like no fucking was ##%&^%%^ and the " MAM YOU MY GO " the silly American said i was like no way eh? i'm not done there is still another day
"are you carrying a weapon." fuck yes i have i fuck bome in my pocket so i can kill my self shit head
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