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Sep 06, 2005 17:21

Jelena and I went to Niagra Falls, and it was awesome. The waterfalls were huge. there were two of them, and the big one was so big, that all the water going down came back up, and all the way on the sidewalk and all the cars driving by. it was so cool. We found ou that Canadian boys are cute, and it made me very happy. Also, their McDonald's looks so cool. And they have actual food. and its very very clean. not like American fast food restaurants. they have CLEAN people working their. not that all people who work at McDonalds are dirty, but ya know what i mean.
we got terrirized by the American and Canadian guards when we were crossing the border. it was weird.
"where were you?"
"what did you do?"
"what counrty are you a citizen of?"
"who's car is this?"
"what did you do in Canada?"
"are you carrying a weapon."

ummm lets see........
"at yo mamas house (what border are we crossing you idiot?)"
"took a dump"
"gee i dont know, but my lisence plates sure arent going to hint anything."
"i stole this car with wisconsin plates from this French dude."
"i ate tacos and buritos."
"yes, yes i am, and here are my plans to assasinate the leader of the 'free' world"

people are dumb.
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