Play Ball!

[futilitarian_]

The crack of the bat, the sound of mucus gliding through the air only to clang against the scorching blacktop and the taste of stale Cracker Jack nestled between your teeth can only mean one thing: run-on sentences...And that you've been temporarily distracted from that pigeon ten yards up on the bleachers attempting to shit directly onto your

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[bobbola]

that last picture was the coolest thing ever to happen in baseball.

old man attacks kickass brown pitcher.
brown pitcher beats the shit out of old man.
benches clear and chaos ensues.
4 innings later, bullpen manager attacks groundskeeper.
lawsuit is filed.

a lot of blood was spilt on the diamond that day.

OHHH and lest us not forget the mike piazza/roger clemens fiasco!

[futilitarian_]

Bullpen manager? I think what happened was Jeff Nelson of the Yankees had a confrontation with a Red Sox groundskeeper and then Rightfielder Karim Garcia hops the fence and gets into it. Still the best baseball game ever.

And Piazza is a fag. Not just for the Pert Plus commercials but because he didn't face Roger like a man.

[bobbola]

i could have sworn a bullpen manager was involved...

but still though. still.

[shallowsheila]

also because Sam Champion is his roomate

[shallowsheila]

also because Sam Champion is his roomate