001 // audio/text/action for Mahogany

[futariniousama]

[ The feed crackles to life over the sound of a drawling, chuckling tenor. ]

I don't know what you're talking about, dude. I didn't steal dick; I already told you I don't want one of your creepy-ass candy bars. My mom always taught me not to take candy from strangers, so....

[ He continues, now addressing the 'gear. ]I go for a quick nap on the

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[redderbyrules]

That depends on your definition of loser, but, generally, the entire group is useless. They have no clear objective, no one in charge save for a deluded loon calling himself Cobra Commander, and all in all, it is so far only looking like a title and special filter more than anything.

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[futariniousama]

Yeah, sounds about right. So no one's doing any actual work, huh? No stealing Pokémon and shit?

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[redderbyrules]

Correct.

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[futariniousama]

Well, that blows. Looks like I'm gonna have to shake up the status quo around here.

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[redderbyrules]

I would suggest training your Pokemon to a decent level before trying to make attention. There are several people here who enjoy heroics and have higher level creatures.

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[futariniousama]

... Huh. Yeah, you're probably right. Thanks.

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[redderbyrules]

The general rrrrrule is that the longer someone has been here, the stronger their Pokemon might be. Right now, you are one of the weakest trainers here.

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[futariniousama]

Yeah, yeah, okay. I get it, jeez.

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[redderbyrules]

You're welcome.