[ The feed crackles to life over the sound of a drawling, chuckling tenor. ]
I don't know what you're talking about, dude. I didn't steal dick; I already told you I don't want one of your creepy-ass candy bars. My mom always taught me not to take candy from strangers, so....
[ He continues, now addressing the 'gear. ]
I go for a quick nap on the roof, and I wake up in a fucking video game. That's cool. And my starter is a fucking Ditto. That's cooler.
Say hi, Sugar.
Ditto to?
So are there actually other people running around here? Like, real people? Or are you all creepy NPCs?
And what's up with this? Is everyone on Team Rocket a loser, or what?