The Best Video Game Ever
OK so I had this weird dream last night that basically cross-pollinated every video game I've played in the last ten years.
It started out with me and Edgar and we were on a quest to save the world! And then we left the castle and went East and unfortunately fell into the river, and we were swept out to sea. We washed ashore and met Catgirl, who was a girl and a cat and wore all black. And we were crossing a bridge and Kefka showed up and was laughing. So we jumped over his head and hit a switch and he fell into the river which was unfortunately not lava. But he knew how to swim so we ran away. We met Link at the train station and we only had three train tickets. So I had to go to the basement and win another train ticket for Catgirl. Except when I was playing the 'minigame' I put in the wrong password or something and the minigame called me Suzy Taylor, and started asking me chemistry questions. But I got pissed off and smashed the computer, because I am not Suzy Taylor. So we sneaked Catgirl on the train and went to the mall. It was very busy because Martin Luther King Jr. was giving a speech. Then Link ran off to buy roller-skates and listen to Martin Luther King Jr. and we had to find him. Unfortunately I got left alone and ran outside and found out I was in Silent Hill! So I went to my dorm, which apparently is in Silent Hill, and got on the elevator. The elevator was broken, so it went to the eleventh floor and then fell back down really fast. So I decided to take the stairs. I went upstairs to the eleventh floor and went to bed, and the dog came in and I started talking to him. Mom told me to shut up or the demons would hear me. So then the sun came up.
The end.
It started out with me and Edgar and we were on a quest to save the world! And then we left the castle and went East and unfortunately fell into the river, and we were swept out to sea. We washed ashore and met Catgirl, who was a girl and a cat and wore all black. And we were crossing a bridge and Kefka showed up and was laughing. So we jumped over his head and hit a switch and he fell into the river which was unfortunately not lava. But he knew how to swim so we ran away. We met Link at the train station and we only had three train tickets. So I had to go to the basement and win another train ticket for Catgirl. Except when I was playing the 'minigame' I put in the wrong password or something and the minigame called me Suzy Taylor, and started asking me chemistry questions. But I got pissed off and smashed the computer, because I am not Suzy Taylor. So we sneaked Catgirl on the train and went to the mall. It was very busy because Martin Luther King Jr. was giving a speech. Then Link ran off to buy roller-skates and listen to Martin Luther King Jr. and we had to find him. Unfortunately I got left alone and ran outside and found out I was in Silent Hill! So I went to my dorm, which apparently is in Silent Hill, and got on the elevator. The elevator was broken, so it went to the eleventh floor and then fell back down really fast. So I decided to take the stairs. I went upstairs to the eleventh floor and went to bed, and the dog came in and I started talking to him. Mom told me to shut up or the demons would hear me. So then the sun came up.
The end.