Yeah, Osaka sucks balls...
Osaka, Japan was really boring. There where nothing but bars and more bars there; bad thing? No. But what was the bad thing about it then? None of the bars opened until 10pm. Majority of people bought small hotel rooms and then bought alcohol at 7-11, Sunkis, and local Lawson’s. Then got the pre-buzz going, some more then others. Like Mendez did again, six Kirin tall boys and was really wasted (touch back on him later, w/ photos). Well the first two nights in port I stayed on board and just chilled out, played my xbox360, worked out, and slept. Third day, David and I headed out to the train/subway station and where bound for Universal Studios.
We pretty much chit chatted about our loved ones and their quirks, problems, and the shit they would do that we find humorous. Getting there was rather interesting, I had no idea what was going on and was just dumbfounded. When we got to this "glorious" Universal Studios of Osaka, we bought the tickets and headed in thinking "Yeah, this could be really fun.", all I can say is thank God these tickets were refundable through MWR. Yeah, that bad. We walk through the gates and find Woody Woodpecker, that chick woodpecker, and few others. There where just kids really getting into them and parents pushing other parents just for a picture, I thought it was rather cool, actually I just wanted to see a fight. :P
Walking around this God forsaken place started off look for some grub; only to find that about 60-75% of the restaurants and eateries are closed... ITS ONLY 2 IN THE AFTERNOON!! Then we find out the only friggen roller coaster called "Hollywood Dreams" (with less homeless, hookers, and heroin junkies) opens 3 days after we leave. To top things off in crapville the shortest line was 100 mins. Gay. It turned out to us just walking around making fun of people and talking shit, I found a few things funny that I might just be going to hell for. First, the "Water world" show was jammed packed with people and really didn’t seem to exciting so upon leaving as the show started the chained the entrance. There was this kid in the wheelchair trying to get out, I felt bad for him a we hopped over the chain and he had to sit there more the likely thinking how shitty place this is. Second and last, Shrek was around the park and people were going crazy to get a picture with their kids. Well there where a ton of kid crying their eyes out at the sight of this green giant, which I found to be hysterical, and I took a picture. Yeah, I think Victoria would have placed her hand gingerly on the back of my head if she saw my reactions. Anyway.. We got our pictures taken with Chulo the penguin and I gave the shocker, hopefully none of the kids knew what that was. -.-; That might be third reason why this amusement park has given me more a reason to settle in hell. When David got his picture with Woody Woodpecker, the chick in the suit (I felt boob by accident) saw his belt buckle which read "FUCK" and proceeded to point at it, covered her eyes, shook her finger, then instead of wrapping her arm around David.. Just crossed her arms with a pissy look. Like she was genuinely pissed of at him for the belt, its not like alot of the little Japanese kids would know what it says. Meh.
After the universal crap hole we headed to Hard Rock cafe for a drink so we could get the shit stain off our souls and forget about the boredom that we endured. I bought my step-mom a shot glass, because I know she likes to collect these things. Gotta send out a package with the shot glasses from Guam, Philippines, Hong Kong, USS Stethem, and Osaka. We headed downtown Osaka where all the bars where and ate at a really kick ass Mexican restaurant. Yeah I know, Japanese people cooking Mexican food, like it’s any different then Mexicans cooking your Chinese food? But they did a really damn good job at it, been a year since I had good Mexican, like Los Ponchos. Oh, Kitten we are hitting Oceanside when I get there for that little reason and few others! :P after the Mexican dish we headed out to the bar and had a few drinks, only to head back to the ship.
Final night was historical, this is where Mendez comes in, thank God for this stupid drunk ass. We all meet up with some guys from our shop and Mendez who had already had pounded the six Kirin beer tallboys, and talked shit to us. We were walking to a bar that Taco said was really strange, and leading the way in his own world is Mendez; Ipod going, dancing like he is king shit, and then started hitting on some Japanese dudes which we had to take him away. We got to this bar called P-dolls that Taco was talking about. Yeah it was very interesting to say at the least, there was a glass divider with half way fogged glass; bar on one side and then some area where you can get massages and assorted favors from the waitresses. That was dressed in little French maid outfits, nurses, ECT; that they would change in and out of constantly. They also had TVs scattered around the place that showed video of some dude with a camera on his shoe looking up women’s skirts for panty shots, and he would stand there and talk to them. Well the four of us take us up the remainder of the bar, and Mendez (nick of Mendez) sits against the corner of a wall and passes the fuck out. We gave him abit to let him really fall in a deep sleep; and proceeded to mess with him.
Started with a pen and writing "pussy" on his forehead and a cock along the side of his cheek. His skin was so oily the pen was getting clogged up, and it had to clean. I was taking pictures and video while David was doing his artwork on our fallen victim. We decided the pen wasn't enough, so started to give him a Hitler mustache with cigarette ash and filled in the cock on the side of his face. Taco placed Japanese no charge sign on his head and a placed two used cigarettes in his mouth and the cat ears from the waitress on his head. David did something that made me almost piss my pants, well I squirted a little I was laughing so friggen hard... He pulled Mendez head off the wall held it upright then let it go as it smacked with a dead blow into the wall. That drunken bastard still didn’t wake up! Well, it was time to get Mendez back to the hotel, but our bill was about Y9,000 ($90).. So good old Mendez paid for our drinks with a 10,000 Yen bill he had in his wallet! Still he doesn't know we did that.. Still thinks he took 1,000 out of the ATM. In Mendez's hotel room I started to play with the toilet, after sitting down to take a crap I noticed alot of features on the side. So I start pressing buttons, David joins, and then Taco.. A bidet.. That’s so cool. I pressed the button and a bidet comes out and almost hits me in the face with a stream of water and soaks the wall. Yes, we were hovered over this toilet like little kids who had just found their dads Playboy or a handful of fireworks. After laughing our ass from this cool little contraption we headed back to the ship.
Well we are back in Yokosuka now, and I'm still working on getting my house out in Kayobe. Brandon my agent went on vacation and forgot to Fax some very important paperwork to the Gov. Housing Agency, I understand.. We are all human and it was an hour before the agency closed and he went on vacation, which we talked. I'm pretty sure he was trying to get last minute things done, but thank God it was on his desk and I skated across town to pick them up and deliver them to GHA. Got my appointment to finalize things on Monday and set up the final contract signing. But one thing that made me feel really good after that whole stressful few days was that I walked into Navy Federal, asked for loan and go it in 20 mins. No waiting. Just an insurance policy so that if the Navy take their time in paying me OHA I have it ready and I will not lose the house. Then use the Navy's money to pay off the loan. Brandon comes of vacation the 14th so hopefully, what we talked about will happen. 14th or 15th, go look at the house one last time and then 16th sign the contract and get the keys. I'm pretty friggen stoked. Just praying nothing goes wrong.
I bought a DS Lite after my PSP was stolen. Pretty bad ass now, bought Elite Beat Agents and that game is really sick. Then bough a GBA game, Pokemon Emerald. Yeah, I know.. I hate the cards and everything that goes with it, but the pump out really good console games. Then HT1 told me I can't stow my longboard on board anymore, I have to get something I can fit in my locker. So, I'm gonna have to buy a 29 or 32 inch flexdex. I got all the hardware I need to build it, just need risers and the deck. So it should not cost much at all.
27 days left until I go home and get to kiss, hold, fuck, suck and snuggle with my angel. Cause I really am looking at my hand going "God damn it.. I hate you.." hehe love you baby! :P
Days ain't going by fast enough..
Thats really it. Later.
We pretty much chit chatted about our loved ones and their quirks, problems, and the shit they would do that we find humorous. Getting there was rather interesting, I had no idea what was going on and was just dumbfounded. When we got to this "glorious" Universal Studios of Osaka, we bought the tickets and headed in thinking "Yeah, this could be really fun.", all I can say is thank God these tickets were refundable through MWR. Yeah, that bad. We walk through the gates and find Woody Woodpecker, that chick woodpecker, and few others. There where just kids really getting into them and parents pushing other parents just for a picture, I thought it was rather cool, actually I just wanted to see a fight. :P
Walking around this God forsaken place started off look for some grub; only to find that about 60-75% of the restaurants and eateries are closed... ITS ONLY 2 IN THE AFTERNOON!! Then we find out the only friggen roller coaster called "Hollywood Dreams" (with less homeless, hookers, and heroin junkies) opens 3 days after we leave. To top things off in crapville the shortest line was 100 mins. Gay. It turned out to us just walking around making fun of people and talking shit, I found a few things funny that I might just be going to hell for. First, the "Water world" show was jammed packed with people and really didn’t seem to exciting so upon leaving as the show started the chained the entrance. There was this kid in the wheelchair trying to get out, I felt bad for him a we hopped over the chain and he had to sit there more the likely thinking how shitty place this is. Second and last, Shrek was around the park and people were going crazy to get a picture with their kids. Well there where a ton of kid crying their eyes out at the sight of this green giant, which I found to be hysterical, and I took a picture. Yeah, I think Victoria would have placed her hand gingerly on the back of my head if she saw my reactions. Anyway.. We got our pictures taken with Chulo the penguin and I gave the shocker, hopefully none of the kids knew what that was. -.-; That might be third reason why this amusement park has given me more a reason to settle in hell. When David got his picture with Woody Woodpecker, the chick in the suit (I felt boob by accident) saw his belt buckle which read "FUCK" and proceeded to point at it, covered her eyes, shook her finger, then instead of wrapping her arm around David.. Just crossed her arms with a pissy look. Like she was genuinely pissed of at him for the belt, its not like alot of the little Japanese kids would know what it says. Meh.
After the universal crap hole we headed to Hard Rock cafe for a drink so we could get the shit stain off our souls and forget about the boredom that we endured. I bought my step-mom a shot glass, because I know she likes to collect these things. Gotta send out a package with the shot glasses from Guam, Philippines, Hong Kong, USS Stethem, and Osaka. We headed downtown Osaka where all the bars where and ate at a really kick ass Mexican restaurant. Yeah I know, Japanese people cooking Mexican food, like it’s any different then Mexicans cooking your Chinese food? But they did a really damn good job at it, been a year since I had good Mexican, like Los Ponchos. Oh, Kitten we are hitting Oceanside when I get there for that little reason and few others! :P after the Mexican dish we headed out to the bar and had a few drinks, only to head back to the ship.
Final night was historical, this is where Mendez comes in, thank God for this stupid drunk ass. We all meet up with some guys from our shop and Mendez who had already had pounded the six Kirin beer tallboys, and talked shit to us. We were walking to a bar that Taco said was really strange, and leading the way in his own world is Mendez; Ipod going, dancing like he is king shit, and then started hitting on some Japanese dudes which we had to take him away. We got to this bar called P-dolls that Taco was talking about. Yeah it was very interesting to say at the least, there was a glass divider with half way fogged glass; bar on one side and then some area where you can get massages and assorted favors from the waitresses. That was dressed in little French maid outfits, nurses, ECT; that they would change in and out of constantly. They also had TVs scattered around the place that showed video of some dude with a camera on his shoe looking up women’s skirts for panty shots, and he would stand there and talk to them. Well the four of us take us up the remainder of the bar, and Mendez (nick of Mendez) sits against the corner of a wall and passes the fuck out. We gave him abit to let him really fall in a deep sleep; and proceeded to mess with him.
Started with a pen and writing "pussy" on his forehead and a cock along the side of his cheek. His skin was so oily the pen was getting clogged up, and it had to clean. I was taking pictures and video while David was doing his artwork on our fallen victim. We decided the pen wasn't enough, so started to give him a Hitler mustache with cigarette ash and filled in the cock on the side of his face. Taco placed Japanese no charge sign on his head and a placed two used cigarettes in his mouth and the cat ears from the waitress on his head. David did something that made me almost piss my pants, well I squirted a little I was laughing so friggen hard... He pulled Mendez head off the wall held it upright then let it go as it smacked with a dead blow into the wall. That drunken bastard still didn’t wake up! Well, it was time to get Mendez back to the hotel, but our bill was about Y9,000 ($90).. So good old Mendez paid for our drinks with a 10,000 Yen bill he had in his wallet! Still he doesn't know we did that.. Still thinks he took 1,000 out of the ATM. In Mendez's hotel room I started to play with the toilet, after sitting down to take a crap I noticed alot of features on the side. So I start pressing buttons, David joins, and then Taco.. A bidet.. That’s so cool. I pressed the button and a bidet comes out and almost hits me in the face with a stream of water and soaks the wall. Yes, we were hovered over this toilet like little kids who had just found their dads Playboy or a handful of fireworks. After laughing our ass from this cool little contraption we headed back to the ship.
Well we are back in Yokosuka now, and I'm still working on getting my house out in Kayobe. Brandon my agent went on vacation and forgot to Fax some very important paperwork to the Gov. Housing Agency, I understand.. We are all human and it was an hour before the agency closed and he went on vacation, which we talked. I'm pretty sure he was trying to get last minute things done, but thank God it was on his desk and I skated across town to pick them up and deliver them to GHA. Got my appointment to finalize things on Monday and set up the final contract signing. But one thing that made me feel really good after that whole stressful few days was that I walked into Navy Federal, asked for loan and go it in 20 mins. No waiting. Just an insurance policy so that if the Navy take their time in paying me OHA I have it ready and I will not lose the house. Then use the Navy's money to pay off the loan. Brandon comes of vacation the 14th so hopefully, what we talked about will happen. 14th or 15th, go look at the house one last time and then 16th sign the contract and get the keys. I'm pretty friggen stoked. Just praying nothing goes wrong.
I bought a DS Lite after my PSP was stolen. Pretty bad ass now, bought Elite Beat Agents and that game is really sick. Then bough a GBA game, Pokemon Emerald. Yeah, I know.. I hate the cards and everything that goes with it, but the pump out really good console games. Then HT1 told me I can't stow my longboard on board anymore, I have to get something I can fit in my locker. So, I'm gonna have to buy a 29 or 32 inch flexdex. I got all the hardware I need to build it, just need risers and the deck. So it should not cost much at all.
27 days left until I go home and get to kiss, hold, fuck, suck and snuggle with my angel. Cause I really am looking at my hand going "God damn it.. I hate you.." hehe love you baby! :P
Days ain't going by fast enough..
Thats really it. Later.