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Jun 19, 2008 22:52

Boston was pretty sweet today. I got dressed at the train station. Me and Janet wore crazy stockings, Janet wore her platform boots, I wore a skirt and my "I <3 Johnny" shirt. We recieved the following comments.....
whispered to a friend: Why are they dressed like skanks?
yelled out a bar window: *insert strange grunting noise here*
said staight to us: WOAH! I LOVE JOHNNY TOO!
approached in an alley way: hey....hey....hey.....SEXAY MAMA!!!
mumbled by a hobo: I lloooooooooveeee JOHNNYYYYYY!
yelled in a hallway: Those have gotta be like, 12 inches! (to which janet replied: "They're 7 inches actually" at which point i almost yelled "still bigger than your DICK!"

Not to mention many many dirty looks from ugly girls in celtics slut costumes!

and my favorite quote of the day......

You are very very pretty, thank you so much." *gives me and janet daps*
-The bearded hobo lady!!!
She was awesome!

JANET LOVES MY DICKTOE!!!!

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