hate parade

May 11, 2006 11:46

I hate when someone makes you read something and then stands over your shoulder, laughing at their own crap. Lemme read it.

I hate when you go on myspace.com and end up traveling from friend page to friend page for like THREE HOURS.

I hate how it's 2006 and we still don't have showers that don't go from cold to hot when you flush the toilet.

I hate people who hate other people's music. Like, you don't have to listen to it...but don't hate it? Jeez. I bet everyone doesn't love Tegan and Sara or whatever pretentious cocksuck band you love, either.

I hate when people call themselves 'real'. Um...didn't J-LO do that in a SONG like, five years ago? Yeah...NOT REAL. Get a grip.

I hate when people use hate when they really mean dislike. Like I'm doing. Hur hurrr...irony.

I hate how when you're in the car with someone new and you put your iPod on shuffle the gayest song comes on. C'mon! Yeah I have Michelle Branch on my iPod but that's not indicative of all the music I like!

I hate how all dudes from any place in the world EVER put their chin up and look like fucking scarface as soon as someone shows up with a camera. Yeah great you have a neck GO TO HELL. Take a picture like a human.

I'm sure I hate other things but I can't think right now. Peace journal.
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