//Yer know,// Jono mused, picking at his guitar as he eyed the bright red bird who had been an unexpected flatmate for the past week, //I don't mind yer bein' a bird, Jean. As a matter of fact, th'company hasn't been too terrible, and yer not as messy as I'd expected yer might be. Yer haven't shat on anything in my room, at least
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Not like the way Jono normally smelled, but... Look, boys just didn't know how to keep everything clean. Unless they were Scott.
Jean sighed and cooed something that may have been his name in bird.
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//Yer losin' yer bloody mind, Starsmore. Yer know that, right?//
If talking to the bird wasn't an indication of that, then the fact that he was attempting to play Jonas Brothers music in order to appease the turkey might be.
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She hopped over toward the dresser, trying to take care of some restlessness after so long stuck like this.
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Maybe he ought to get a parrot.
... No, Jono.
//Yer know, with th'beads and the rope, somethin' to pick apart. Birds like that sort of thing, don't they?//
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Jean squawked in annoyance, ruffling her feathers up to give him a piece of her mind. "--not a bird!"
That crash? Jean falling off his dresser onto the ground as a human.
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And that silence? That painfully awkward silence? That would be Jonothon realizing that he was staring.
//Oh, bloody hell.//
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"Stop staring!" Oh em gee, Jono you perv.
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Now. Now, he wasn't staring. Because he's just dropped his guitar on the floor and holy shite Jean was naked on his floor why hadn't anybody warned him about the NAKED part?!
//It was just a bit of a shock, is all!//
You know, a tiny one! A little!
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OH GOD, SHE WAS EMMA. SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE A SLUT!
Wrapping the blanket around herself with TK and her hands, Jean scrambled to her feet as fast as she could. "Oh god."
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Jono was not bothering with his inside one-on-one voice, at just that moment. If anyone happened to be within 'earshot,' they might wind up with a headful of flailing telepath.
Give him a moment, it might occur to him that getting clothing for Jean would be the thing to do, in this situation.
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Well, maybe after she ate a sun.
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Jono was finding himself... not at all intimidated. Still a fair bit stunned, perhaps, and registering that he was now stepping over his guitar, which was on the floor, shit shit shit, in order to make his way to his dresser. There had to be something in there that would fit her, right?
//I don't know if my trousers will even fit yer, yer know.//
He was a bit of a scrawny beanpole. She was a girl, and therefore she had hips. They were now functioning in 'a wish and a prayer' territory, here.
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Ah! The turtleneck he'd bought at T&C, and then had never, ever put on. Under different circumstances, he might have taken a certain sort of pride in pointing out that it was, in fact, blue.
As it stood, he had his eyes firmly shut as he kind of waved the thing around in her general direction, instead.
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Jean eyed him to make sure his eyes were indeed closed and took the turtleneck as the blanket unfolded on it's own to keep a divider between them so she could put it on.
"Thank you."
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//Let me know how it fits, and I might be able to find a pair of loose trousers, or something.//
Because the 'nice turtleneck but naked as a jaybird down below' look did not scream dorm-hallway-appropriate to Jonothon, for whatever reason.
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