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Nov 09, 2006 04:02

Some day i will get the best.

That was todays sentence fragment.

Next up I have for you a dish made of wine. You will have to keep it on ice, but it comes with an assortment of berries that should entice the senses. If it fails to impress, you may engage yourself in an act of coitus.

My hands feel like sausage. I like sausage. It's good.

Now, to the point. Alton Brown is my hero. If you have never seen one of his shows on the Food Network, i strongly recommend that you do so.

It is now four in the morning. Why did I spend all day sleeping? I'm such a lazy bastard.

HEY! Does anyone have a dictionary of sociological terms that i can borrow or have? I need one of those.

If i had the time and money, i would go to chef school. Chef Carter. First, i would be totally kick ass at cooking. Second, i would be so kick ass that i would have my own tv show, where i do nothing but kick ass all day long.

yeah.
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