i love overheard in ny

[funnyirishguy]

Blond Tourist Bimbo: I've never even heard of the G Train.

Blond Local Bimbo: Yeah, it's a ghetto train.

Blond Tourist Bimbo: Where does it go?

Blond Local Bimbo: Nowhere.

Black eight-year-old boy: Except my home, bitch.

--G train Hoyt/Schermerhorn station

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