Fuck we're all DEAD
Is it wrong I just spent the last ten or so minutes of my life replaying these and laughing my stupid ass off?
1. Explain what ended your last relationship?
Boredom. But really restlessness and aching for something else.
2. When was the last time you shaved?
Yesterday.
3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Sleeping, having a very disturbing dream about the death of a sibling. Those are fucking nasty.
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
On the phone with Mariana talking about BUE.
5. Are you any good at math?
Pfft. Fuck no.
6. Your prom night?
Was incredibly amusing and an overall good time, even if I was going through some nasty personal shit at the moment.
7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Not really. My grandpa was the first voice heard on Colombian television. Other than that, I dunno.
8. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
I -- no.
9. Last thing received in the mail?
A 25-page letter.
10. How many different beverages have you had today?
Beer, water, coke, pepsi, milk, coffee. That's about it.
11. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
I do and fancy myself quite amusing.
12. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
Illya Kuriaki and the Valderramas, LOL.
13. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
No. What am I, some kind of retard? I drew dirty words.
14. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
Every time I go to the dentist. The whole thing is the most excruciating, high-frequency pain I've ever been subjected to.
15. What is out your back door?
A balcony.
16. Any plans for Friday night?
Dinner and a movie. Still the best kind of date ever: not only is the chick subjected to the horrifyingly disgusting sight of me chomping down on a burger/steak/lobster, they're also exposed to my obnoxiously opinionated mid-film comments.
17. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
... No?
18. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
I have no idea what this means.
19. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Yes and it was fucking AWESOME. I love planetariums. Best places on earth.
20. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
Pfft. Of course I do. I mean unless I've showered after coming back from bathing in mud while having a skunk spray me.
21. Some things you are excited about?
Seeing the Beastie Boys live and getting my paycheck. Wednesday, beeyotches!
22. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
I don't have a favorite flavor, really, just anything that's not grape. I can't stand grape after that one time when I was like 12 and drank like gallons and gallons of purple Kool Aid and then went into a horrible vomiting session that lasted all night. It was, quite literally, a traumatizing experience.
23. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Nope.
24. Describe your keychain:
I don't have a keychain, ASSHOLE.
25. Where do you keep your change?
In my pockets, perfect for awkward pocket-digging and extended periods of waiting, like a regular, non-convenient-minded human being.
26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
Uni.
27. What kind of winter coat do you own?
I don't have coats. I have leather jackets. I want a big Silent Bob overcoat.
28. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Closed. I have a thing about people watching me sleep.
29. Do you like country music?
Some.
30. If you could leave the country you live in forever, would you?
No.
31. Do you like the taste of beer?
Sure.
32. Are surveys for people who have no life?
No life at a particular moment, yeah.
33. What is the best type of music to listen to when you're angry?
"Hail Hail" by Pearl Jam or something slow and simmering like "I Want You" by Elvis Costello.
34. Have you ever done any type of self-mutilation?
Yes, but only accidentally.
35. Do you or have you ever lied about your weight?
Probably.
36. Have you ever read a book by Stephen King?
Yes *ashamed*.
37. Would you rather sleep with a sheet or a blanket?
Blankets. What the fuck kind of question is this.
38. Isn't Edwin Mccain's song I'll Be amazing?!
What.
39. Would you ever shave your head?
No. I would look like a giganticized version of Krillin.
40. What would you do if you were told you only had 3 months to live?
Try my best to leave some mark on the world. And get somebody pregnant.
41. Have you ever worked at a fast food joint?
No.
42. Do you label yourself?
What? No.
43. Do you have a My Space?
Yes but I only use it to look at other people's pictures.
44. Have you ever hit your mother?
HAHAH no.
45. Do you stay on the computer too much for your own good?
It's what I do for a living.