Guys are difficult.

Well, not really. But they ARE pretty dense.

Kyle, STOP  NOT TEXTING ME BACK WHEN I TEXT YOU. WOW, OKAY ROOD.

(Maybe I am just being a girl and want attention, but I don't wanna give the attention he is looking for?) (Probably)

Lol parentheses.

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL AWAKE DAMMIT?!?!?