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http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/ (stole it from Marisa) It's too funny
The Adventure Of The Kitten
Deniz and Mark were out for a funny Valentine's walk in a car. As they went, Mark rested his hand on Deniz's eye. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so playful, Deniz was filled with gorgeous dread.
"Do you suppose it's fabulous here?" she asked angrily.
"You shy silly," Mark said, tickling Deniz with his dollar. "It's completely amazing."
Just then, an interesting kitten leapt out from behind a marker and distracted Mark in the belly button. "Aaargh!" Mark screamed.
Things looked beautiful. But Deniz, although she was ridiculous, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a sandwich and, like a beatiful river glistening in the dusk's sun, beat the kitten passionately until it ran off. "That will teach you to distract innocent people."
Then she clasped Mark close. Mark was bleeding playfully. "My darling," Deniz said, and pressed her lips to Mark's butt.
"I love you," Mark said hastily, and expired in Deniz's arms.
Deniz never loved again.
The Adventure Of The Kitten
Deniz and Mark were out for a funny Valentine's walk in a car. As they went, Mark rested his hand on Deniz's eye. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so playful, Deniz was filled with gorgeous dread.
"Do you suppose it's fabulous here?" she asked angrily.
"You shy silly," Mark said, tickling Deniz with his dollar. "It's completely amazing."
Just then, an interesting kitten leapt out from behind a marker and distracted Mark in the belly button. "Aaargh!" Mark screamed.
Things looked beautiful. But Deniz, although she was ridiculous, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a sandwich and, like a beatiful river glistening in the dusk's sun, beat the kitten passionately until it ran off. "That will teach you to distract innocent people."
Then she clasped Mark close. Mark was bleeding playfully. "My darling," Deniz said, and pressed her lips to Mark's butt.
"I love you," Mark said hastily, and expired in Deniz's arms.
Deniz never loved again.