...how dry i am...

[funky_bass009]

So, today hasnt sucked, well except for the fact that b-cuz of my bad knee i couldnt (thanks chad from 4 years ago) finish my entry swim for life-guarding, swam 220 of the 500 yards and my leg went to shit. well scince then it has been motrin motrin motrin... but now my friend chad fleming (the asshole who hurt my knee for FOREVER it would seem) is over and we were jamming in my basement and playing resident evil, while my bro his friend and my dad were showing off our giant gun collection... tonight has rockked so far...im a lil drunk right now, and chad doesnt know this, but i am... uh.. we made fun of a lot of ppl, anbd even got smarterchild to admit its gay, and likes lil boys and will burn in hell... we rock, we can force anyone to do anything...even a computer program. one could say we outsmarted the smarterchild...lol. Yes YEs we are english gods. DONT FUCK WITH US!!!! uh... time now to relax with some...uh...adult entertainment..heeheehee. and good times were had by all. ( if you havent noticed i am much more optomistic,a and cheerful with some alcohol in me. almost transendetalistic, this is due to the fact that alcohol is known to lower your inhibitions, so therefore i am dumber, in other words optomistic ppl are all ignorant jackasses who can all go to hell and die <@;)...that makes me all good inside, warm and glowy one might say.) congrats, to you for wasting five minutes of your life reading this, and you still are....i am stealing your life.....second....after secod.....after second.......HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA, im very happy knowing that, which also makes me warm and glowy inside, as i waste your time....as im wasting your time.......tick tock....on the clock....we all have to wang chung with the rim reaper someday....
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....and the grim reaper, preferably the grim reaper.....im still stealing your life....HAHAHHAHAHAHA, hmm there's that feeling again.
(you ppl need a life...so i can steal some more of it)