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Feb 23, 2005 17:25

DownTownBarbie: so he was at school adn this girl that he broke up with came up to him and was like 'whyd you break up with me, its that girl mason isnt it, shes a little slut'

DownTownBarbie: and nicky slapped her across the face and then her dad came up and hit nicky in the jaw and nicky kicked her dad in the balls and ran.....hes so much trouble lol

folllow my voice: ewww

DownTownBarbie: lol what
folllow my voice: thats kinda funny

DownTownBarbie: i know!

DownTownBarbie: i was like NICKY YOU SHOULDA LET IT GO and hes like no, no one calls my mason a slut

folllow my voice: slut

folllow my voice: hahah

folllow my voice: jk jk jk

DownTownBarbie: bitch

folllow my voice: dont tell nicky i called you a slut

DownTownBarbie: im gonna

folllow my voice: o man im going to die

DownTownBarbie: yea you are

folllow my voice: **under my desk**

DownTownBarbie: hahah

DownTownBarbie: **evil laughing at you***

folllow my voice: **screaming and running out the door to target**

DownTownBarbie: **following you cuz i want a rockstar**

DownTownBarbie: hahahahah

folllow my voice: expet target doesnt have rockstar

DownTownBarbie: ***tells you to shut up and that well find one along the way**

folllow my voice: ***throwing nija turlte skateboard at you**

DownTownBarbie: ***throws an almond at you*

folllow my voice: **catches it in my mouth the laughs**

DownTownBarbie: ***throws one at your foot and you stupid enough to go for it and hits the floor***

DownTownBarbie: hahahah

folllow my voice: **then rolls the rest of the way to target**

DownTownBarbie: ***runs after you cuz im stil waiting for a rockstar along the way**

folllow my voice: **jumps in the pillows and you dont find me**

DownTownBarbie: ***runs around like a chicken with its head cut off yelling ASHLAY!!***

folllow my voice: **trip on the pillows even though im laying down and you find me**

DownTownBarbie: ***laughs at you and grabs you outta the pillows but were both so retarded we trip over each other and the cops come for us**

folllow my voice: **but then we steal almonds from target and throw then at the cops who are jsut as retarde as us and they trip on them**

DownTownBarbie: ****then we run away while we eat almonds and i duck into a 7-11 cuz theres rockstars***

folllow my voice: ***steal them cuz we have no money and james bond roll outts there and run to your house then blow the peole away with your amps

folllow my voice: **

DownTownBarbie: ****theyre so amazed by our rocking-ness that they stop chasing us and we get signed to a record deal***

folllow my voice: **make a million dollars a day and by a golden rretriver and pigs and penguins**

DownTownBarbie: ***and we get groupies but we dont do them because were only 13 but theyre really hot groupies with the shibby, and we wanna keep them till were older**

folllow my voice: **sp we put them in a box and freeze then so they dont age**

DownTownBarbie: ***and we just wont age cuz were totally hott and will be tilll the end of time***

folllow my voice: **then they cops find us**

DownTownBarbie: ****and they take us downtown but were so sexy that they give us doughnuts insteada arresting us*

folllow my voice: **then we arest them and we become sexy rockstar cops with guys in a box**

DownTownBarbie: ***and we still rock really hard and we get a big big house and have a big sleepover with the peeps we love

DownTownBarbie: **

folllow my voice: **then the rockstar co. want us to be thwere spokes ppl and we get free rockstars forever***

DownTownBarbie: ****and then we get married to hot shibby guys**, rich hot shibby guys***

folllow my voice: **and we make even more money when they hire us to make hores noise for movies**

DownTownBarbie: ***cuz were relaly good at that, and then we meet a cowboy and hes a really charming cowboy and he goes 'come to my ranch' and of course, not being stupid, we say of course***

folllow my voice: **and hes horses are sick so to save the we have to ride the cowboy**
DownTownBarbie: (hahahahah)

DownTownBarbie: ***and then were invited to a huge party and you meet a really hot actor you love and i meet a really hot actor i love, but were married so its a problem**

folllow my voice: **then we also meet the great lawyers that makes us unmaried and me marry the acotrs but we for got about the guys in the bow**

DownTownBarbie: ***so we unfreeze them and we do them cuz theyre totally hott but it turns out that theyre totally the most awesome people ever and they love us and our rocking music, so we take the great lawyers and we unmarry them and we marry the hot guys (end of marriages for us haha)**

folllow my voice: **then we live on forever and ever**

folllow my voice: the end

rockstar is mine and mason energy drink

monn o mann are we kool
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