If only I'd overheard it myself...

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...my life would be totally complete and I could die with a genuine smile on my lips:

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003605.html

Little boy: Hey mommy, I just farted on your leg.
Mom: I know. I felt it.
Little boy: Was it warm? Did it stink?
Mom: Shh.

--F train