(no subject)
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In June, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In July, I stopped pherdnut from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In March, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In December, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In August, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In November, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).
In short, I have been very good (130 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
fullnhollow
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!