Cell block tango

[fullmoonmadness]

I swear: if Leo and Andrea don’t shut the fuck up, and insodoing cease their lilty, incessant chatter and Andrea’s stupid laugh that she feels the need to tack on to the end of every sentence that births itself from her constantly running mouth, I am going to pull my hair out and scream so hard that I throw up all over my goddamn desk.

Could someone please tell me why everyone on the other side of my cubicle partition is so insistent on being a moronic asshole?